In my dirty mind, upon seeing the second and fifth photos, I immediately thought: she's your wife/girlfriend and a veterinarian. Every day she performs some kind of bull **********, cleans up (so as not to soil the house floor) and shows you what she did today, threatening to do the same to you. The only way you can avoid this is to let her practice female self-defense moves. After about 20 kicks, knee strikes, and slaps, your testicles are so sore that you wonder if it wouldn't be better to let her ******** you someday.
