
 Originally Posted by 
Third_Horseman
					 
				 
				I can offer a little bit of a translation for the comic strip submitted above.  I have to say, this might be the hottest two pages of ballbusting I've ever read in my life!  I just wish that I could read the lowest panel on the right side, but unfortunately the resolution is too low for me to make out most of the characters.  Zaphod, if you have a higher-quality version of this, let me know and I'll be able to offer a full translation for everyone.
As it stands, though, reading right to left:
PANEL 1:
GIRL:  Let's see if you're still so tough when I do this!
GUY: Gah!
PANEL 2:
GUY:  Wh-what are you doing?!  I'm begging you!
GUY:  Stop it!  Chirst, you're crushing them!
PANEL 3:
GIRL:  You think so?  Aw...Gen, you know, you're balls are as tender as a sapling.
GIRL:  All it takes is about 20 pounds of steady pressure to kill them off permanently.
PANEL 4:  
GIRL:  Hell, another third that and they're as good as done!
GIRL: (Can't make it out...need higher rez, but something about nausea)
GIRL: (Can't make it out...need higher rez, but something about what happens at about 70 pounds of pressure)
PAGE 2 (left page)
PANEL 1: 
GIRL:  And then they just burst everywhere!
PANEL 2:
GIRL:  You poor boys are just so fragile.
GIRL:  Just grab your balls like this and you scream to the high heavens!
PANEL 3:
GIRL:  How is it?  Does it hurt?  Am I crushing them?
GIRL:  Wouldn't be nice of me to crush them for you?
GIRL:  They're so dangly and miserable. Yes...I'm going to break these fuckers for you!