Self Bust Thread

[Vittoria]

Vittoria, I have done the sneaker/shoe method numerous times. It does hurt, but it is bearable. I have even tried a mallet on the trapped testicles on a hard surface. Fun but not lasting pain. Any other suggestions?

One of the most difficult problems to overcome in self inflicted BB is the hesitation at the last moment that detracts from the force of the blow.

yes I agree and that is why I love the pendulum method because once you let go there is NO TURNING BACK!!!!!!

This idea has me giggling. Put your balls in a mouse trap!

[Vittoria]

I posted this before, but this works for me.
I have a 3 1/2 cardboard tube, the diameter just large enough to allow a pool ball to drop freely.
Place the bottom of the tube over one or both of your balls, reach up & drop the pool ball. This method ensures that you will NOT be able to lessen to blow.
Put your legs together & drop the ball from increasing heights (squeeze the tube). For some real pain put your bare balls on a table or desk. The pool ball will bounce when it hits your nuts. This is the best method I've found.
Vittoria, the best way to increase pain is to be directed to do it by someone else. I would love to recieve instructions from you! (or... maybe I wouldn't, it depends on what the instructions are...)
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ahhaah I like this one! yes that would cause some serious pain. wish i could see a video!

I'll be dreaming up all sorts of nasty methods to put your nuts in pain!

[leapfrog]

The old tennis ball tied in the end of a sock is a pretty reliable method. You can also whack your balls with the back of a hairbrush. Those little wooden paint stirrers that they give at paint stores,are good. As are wooden or plastic rulers. Any short stick or switch will usually do. A short piece of electrical cord is guaranteed to sting. Either end of a leather belt will do. Most plastic cooking utensils are good, and so are metal and wooden ones. I suspect any rolling pin would work well.

As an alternative to hitting your nuts, the vibration from a gas weedwhacker, leaf blower, chainsaw, etc. feels very interesting against your nuts (usually through your clothing, of course).

[dvorak]

The most painful self bust I have had was when I jumped onto the end of a rake. I took off a couple of inches from the handle so as not to hit my self in the face. The edge of the handle bounced off my left testicle and punctured my thigh. I was down for a good five minutes before I realized what happened. Moral of the story...not a good idea. Since then I have been slamming my marbles between the pages of a large book (like Moby Dick)

[bart777]

vittoria.. would you like to give me some things to do to my balls too? i would realy love you to decide some things for me

[Vittoria]

vittoria.. would you like to give me some things to do to my balls too? i would realy love you to decide some things for me

An excellent request! Today I'm in the mood for something classic. Take a rubber band and secure it around your balls so they become nice and tight. Then take a hairbrush and really whack them good with it. This type of order is best when I am there to watch and make sure you cause sufficient pain!

[bart777]

An excellent request! Today I'm in the mood for something classic. Take a rubber band and secure it around your balls so they become nice and tight. Then take a hairbrush and really whack them good with it. This type of order is best when I am there to watch and make sure you cause sufficient pain!

oh i also think it would be best if you were here and watched me do it the right way.
But anyway.. i have done it now, and it really hurted, i could take about 4 hard punches before i had to stop. but ofcourse i did this 3 times, so it was about 12-15 hits. maybe im weak, i dont know... what do u think?

[Vittoria]

oh i also think it would be best if you were here and watched me do it the right way.
But anyway.. i have done it now, and it really hurted, i could take about 4 hard punches before i had to stop. but ofcourse i did this 3 times, so it was about 12-15 hits. maybe im weak, i dont know... what do u think?

I would have to oversee the process to evaluate whether you cause sufficient pain or not! That definitely requires an in person judgement.

[bart777]

I would have to oversee the process to evaluate whether you cause sufficient pain or not! That definitely requires an in person judgement.

cool, why dont you come over to sweden then?
i would love you to

[Vittoria]

cool, why dont you come over to sweden then?
i would love you to

if i had a transporter like in star trek then i just might!

[highlander]

I like to use a silicon gun ,just pad it out with some cloth and squeeze the trigger till it clamps down on your nuts....you can squeeze as hard or as soft as you want,it gives the feeling of someone else grabbing and squeezing your sac,easy and most folk have some around the house.

[leapfrog]

Sounds like a great idea Highlander. BTW, in the USA they are generally referred to as "Caulking Guns".

[hallo26nl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjFx88m3j0E

Anyone seen this before? It looks like it is rather easy to make.

[crushee]

and it looks efficient !!

[Vittoria]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjFx88m3j0E

Anyone seen this before? It looks like it is rather easy to make.

hahahahah that clip is so funny! i love the way he rolls around on the floor after the hit.