Yes, and they have two versions in each mind's eye. He pictures a harem guard- she pictures him- Hmm! I'll have to work on that. Give me a few days.

Ciao!

P.S. The wife will be Silvia of course!
P.P.S. How can the Italians be so imaginative, and the Spanish so, well, prudish? Aren't you both Latins?
P.P.P.S. Must have been the drubbing we gave them during their Armada of 1588
P.P.P.P.S. Jeeze- How long can one hold a grudge?