These posts reminded me...I was camping recently at a clothing optional resort. In the middle of the camp ground was a pond that had four or five small gators in it (less than 2 feet long). The girl I was with was just fascinated with the idea of one of the gators biting a guy's dick. She also had some theory about the Y chromosome being in a thin slice of the penis...but I was too drunk to concentrate on what she was saying.