Well, we'll never really know since you already disposed of it.![]()
Poor Design has been strongly hinting that he wants you to "do" him next.
So do him, already!
But give me his thingy so I can get a transplant done?![]()
BTW, this pic ↓ is a little sexier for your avatar, I think. Blood is so yicky.
The movie "Teeth" which came out a couple of years ago, is the first one I have ever heard of to feature this legendary monster. There may well have been earlier ones, but I am unaware of them.
Surprisingly, for a creature seeming designed to scare males into keeping it inside their pants, it really has failed miserably. And info on it is pretty scarce on the next. Psychiatrists will tell you some people have dreams about them. Historians will tell you that there is no single culture in the world to point to for an origin. Toothy twat stories came from all over, all throughout time.
Some myths, we know, have their basis in fact. Dracula and Santa Clause are based on Vlad the Impaler and St. Nicholas, aren't they? So am I saying that there may have been a time when some women may have had the ability to bite down there?
No, I really doubt that. I believe there have been biting cunts throughout history, but their teeth were not in their vaginas. They were in their mouths, where any sane individual would expect to find them.
If you think about it, why should only the present day have a monopoly on females who fantasize about doing serious damage to male genitals, with some taking their fantasies over the border into reality-land? If there was a chick in the village, who seemed preoccupied with the notion of separating the men from their toys, and/or had actually done it, I would imagine that word got around! Everybody would start calling her a biting cunt, or vagina dentata, wouldn't they? And over time, the legend would slowly slip those chompers directly into her pussy, to make her more of a creature, rather than a chick with issues.
Some females in the present still do enjoy breathing new life into the old myth every now and again.![]()
I remember reading a cute, but entirely believable story posted on the web, written by a guy who was into Dungeons and Dragons. He and his buddies would get together to play at one of their homes, and there was one girl who liked playing with them. In the game, every time someone slew a male opponent, this girl would make a point of having her character withdraw her knife and sever the dead enemy's dick and drop it in her pouch. Nothing in the rules said that she couldn't do that. She developed quite a collection as the game progressed.
The thing about D&D is, you have to take real world considerations with you into the fantasy world, to make play realistic, such as needing to sleep, finding water to drink, and food to eat. When food became scarce, this girl would have her character reach into her pouch for a snack. And as she'd act out eating the thing, she was probably enjoying the reactions she was getting out of the other guys.![]()
What a vagina dentata!![]()
I wonder about having a Microwave with a small(ish) hole in the door.
Putting my cock and balls through or better have a hungry woman help me, then have it switched on, low setting but for a long time, and watch what happens.
Maybe one with a grill attachment would be even better.
Anyone hungry?
"The movie "Teeth" which came out a couple of years ago, is the first one I have ever heard of to feature this legendary monster. There may well have been earlier ones, but I am unaware of them."
Lol theres a Jp porn film that was made earlier called "Killer Pussy" dont know who by, were a "alien" slips into a womans pussy and makes her crave man meat!Rather bloody but hilarious to watch.I believe it was were they got the isea for "Teeth" from.![]()
http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/H/newher_way.htm
This has to be my all-time favorite story on this subject ever posted on the Eunuch Archive. Oddly enough, it isn't the part where the "vagina dentata" of this tale actually does her male victim that I find hottest. It's the erotic discussion they have earlier on.
I recall that at the time when it was first posted, one female visitor to the site also praised it to high heaven in the review section of the bb. She said she quickly printed it out and took it to bed with her boyfriend, so she could read it to him while they made love. She said that when she got to the end, he came so hard that his jizz was hitting the ceiling!
I could totally empathize!
I always thought it was rather hypocrictal of the people who own the site to label the story "violent!" because she gets her just desserts at the end (probably the only story on the whole freakin' archive where this actually happens!); when all kinds of really vicious violence is perpetrated on males in every other story posted there -- and those somehow do not merit such a label. Though I can see why the ending might be a turn off to a guy whose kink requires him to worship his castratrix as a "goddess."
One such fellow took it upon himself to repost the story, without permission, on another site -- minus the ending. Another visitor to that site, claiming to be the author of the story, read him the riot act (deservedly so). I saw that and laughed my ass off.
You don't go altering someone else's work to suit yourself.
Go write your own!![]()
http://games.xnxx.com/
Here are some free adult swf games you can play.
You will probably be most interested in the one at the bottom of the page, called "Cannibal Roulette."
Of course, knowing you all, you'll be playing to lose...![]()
Rebecca and Jenny69 are really cock-teaser for boys who are into this like me
You could both have my cock for sure hehe.
Too bad there is no chat on this site to meet these girls![]()