Real or Fantasy?

[Alec Anaconda]

You are alone in a tent in the desert. You are dreaming of a sexy encounter, hence you have an erection. You are rudely awakened by a nasty sting on your penis. It is a small but deadly scorpion. You know that as long as you maintain the erection, the poisoned blood is trapped in your dick. But the moment that blood goes back into your body, you'll be dead long before any help can arrive to save you. What do you do?

Oh, no, no, no way!

This is exactly the type of predicament in which I place my characters, and then have to save or abandon them.

In another thread, http://femaledom.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5942&page=9 I started narrating an experience from a few years ago.
I don’t write quickly, but I ended up writing best part of two thousand words.

Now I’m writing the before and after, to publish as a novel.

I don’t want to decide if your desert is hot or cold, sand or rock, or if some evil naked woman placed this creature of doom on your rigid member.

This is your story, sir, and your pleasure to write.

Alec Anaconda

[Alec Anaconda]

Sorry, Mr Chilly, my reply was unnecessarily and unjustifiably rude.

I would apply an exceptionally tight tourniquet, and then seek medical treatment.

At the first opportunity, I would Google “Penile Transplant”.

However, if I were to be brutally honest, I expect that I should forget about courageous plans made in the comfort of fiction.
I predict that I would either faint or have a heart attack.

Alec Anaconda

[Chilly]

Sorry, Mr Chilly, my reply was unnecessarily and unjustifiably rude.

I would apply an exceptionally tight tourniquet, and then seek medical treatment.

At the first opportunity, I would Google “Penile Transplant”.

However, if I were to be brutally honest, I expect that I should forget about courageous plans made in the comfort of fiction.
I predict that I would either faint or have a heart attack.

Alec Anaconda

No apology necessary. I honestly didn't sense any rudeness in it at all.

Yes, it is one thing to say what we would do hypothetically, but when faced with the reality, that's quite another.

I never studied anatomy, and I'm useless at first aid. So I wonder, if faced with this particular situation, would it be possible to use a tourniquet? An erection, I was always led to believe, actually starts from inside a guy's body. I suppose it might be possible to twist a bit of cloth tightly enough to put a crimp in it at the base, but it would hurt like hell.

Here's my thought. After tightening the tourniquet as much as you can stand, make an incision at the area of the sting. Then try to squeeze as much of the blood out as possible. This, too, I imagine, would require a bullet to bite on. But, logically, it ought to greatly reduce the amount of toxin. Then remove the tourniquet, bandage the wound, and get on that damn radio.

[Chilly]

the idea certainly interests me, but I don't think I could ever go through with it in real life. I mean it's really something you could only do once, then after that things would probably get a bit less interesting.

That's how I see it. And it's nice to know that it seems to be the majority view here. People should appreciate their gifts.

I wonder how many in the yes column are being honest, and how many are just saying they would do it for some hidden sake?

[Alec Anaconda]

I suppose it might be possible to twist a bit of cloth tightly enough to put a crimp in it at the base, but it would hurt like hell.

Maintaining an erection by preventing return blood flow is common, especially in cock and ball bondage.
This is what your doctor does, to your arm, when taking your blood pressure.

… make an incision at the area of the sting. Then try to squeeze as much of the blood out as possible.

This sounds much like the surgical treatment for priapism, but pressurised blood should flow without squeezing.

Then remove the tourniquet, bandage the wound, and get on that damn radio.

I think that conjuring up a “damn radio” from thin air, as if by magic, is stretching the nonexistent rules of this game.

Start again.
After tightening the tourniquet, use the radio to arrange medical advice.
I estimate you now have four hours to save your penis.

[Chilly]

I think that conjuring up a “damn radio” from thin air, as if by magic, is stretching the nonexistent rules of this game.

The radio wouldn't appear by magic. Most explorers, archeologists, or whatever profession, would take one out into a desert with them. It only makes sense to take some form of communication with you (especially if you are alone) just in case of something unforeseen happening and you need to call for help.

[Alec Anaconda]

You are alone in a tent in the desert, with a radio. You are dreaming of a sexy encounter, hence you have an erection. You are rudely awakened by a nasty sting on your penis. It is a small but deadly scorpion. You know that as long as you maintain the erection, the poisoned blood is trapped in your dick. But the moment that blood goes back into your body, you'll be dead long before any help can arrive to save you. What do you do?

I’ve given you my suggestions, but how would you deal with this dichotomy, Mr Chilly.

Alec Anaconda

[Chilly]

I’ve given you my suggestions, but how would you deal with this dichotomy, Mr Chilly.

Alec Anaconda

How I dealt with it in message #48 above isn't acceptable?

OK, in that case, I would keep thinking dirty thoughts in order to keep it
hard, whilst I hop back into the helicopter that brought me here, get in
contact with the nearest hospital when I'm in the air and request an
emergency priority landing on their helipad. The poison team should
already be waiting for me with the proper antivenin. As I recover in my
private room, I'll have celebratory sex with the prettiest nurse.

[Alec Anaconda]

Okay, I’m going to change my plan.

First, I shall jump back in time using this alien machine that I’m going find just under my foreskin.

…

Alec Anaconda

[Chilly]

Okay, I’m going to change my plan.

First, I shall jump back in time using this alien machine that I’m going find just under my foreskin.

…

Alec Anaconda

As the Time Lords of Gallifrey discovered, one must not go back upon one's own timeline, or there will be disaterous consequences!

[Alec Anaconda]

You not only could write a book, but you should write that book

I have the time and the will.
And I know it would feel good to get it all off my chest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQx8-AOkvlk&feature=related


Now that the scorpion conundrum is resolved, how’s that book coming?

[Chilly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQx8-AOkvlk&feature=related


Now that the scorpion conundrum is resolved, how’s that book coming?

(I can see why the comments were disabled for that video. Each one probably said something like, "Dude! You scream like a girl.")

It's too early to say that it is in its infancy. More like a fertilized ovum. But it is a start.

[Alec Anaconda]

Every plucked scrotum begins with a single grimace.

Every person originated from a first thrust.

Every book starts somewhere.

Alec Anaconda

[Single]

One for me really, really important sentences:

I mean it's really something you could only do once

So for me its just a fantasy ... and one, I can 'live' more the only one time.

[Chilly]

This is a question for the guys who bear no ill will towards their own copulatory organ:

If it was possible to graft a second one on beside the original one,
would you consider it?

After all, they say that two heads are better than one!