Quote Originally Posted by Clyde509 View Post
Probably not. More than likely he's just getting off on the attention.
For sure.
But what kind of guy wants the world to know he can make it disappear by just breathing in and out? Jeez that thing is so small, the sperms must have to line up in single file just to squeeze through. A lady could get more meat from a vegetarian restaurant!
The doctor that delivered him might not have known what the heck he was. Maybe the doctor smacked the wrong side?
I'll bet the last cop who frisked him asked, "Sex change?"
Let's hope when he swims in cold water, it actually gets bigger.
Then, again, maybe it is advantageous to be able to jerk off between the tines of a fork?