How to get kicked

Generally,the girl seems a bit reluctant to 'hurt me ' at first, but after some coaxing or by telling her trhat her friend really let me have it the other day.....she looses her inhabitions and knees me in the balls quite hard.
I even had this one lass who asked me to provoke her by tring to grab her ass.. I gladly obliged and she tried to knee me but got my inner thigh instead
Any stories or ideas out there&

I Have Always Found The Best Way Is To Go With The Self Defense Approach. For Many Women It's The First Time They Have A Chance To Kick To The Groin, Some Get Turned Off But Many Really Like It And I Encourage Them To Continue. It's Worth The Trouble Because Once In Awhile You Really Hit Paydirt And Find A Girl Who Gets Turned On By It And Can't Wait To Bust Me In The Balls! The Best Is When They Giggle And Laugh At Your Reaction To Being Kicked, And Then Keep On Snapping That Foot Between Your Legs! Also, Don't Always Look For The Best Looking Girls. I Have Found Many Plain Janes Who Have Really Taken To Kicking, I'm Sure They Are Enjoying The Chance To Get Back At Men. If You Can Find A Woman Who Is Into The Martial Arts, Offer To Let Her Practice On You. Some Dont Want Anything To Do With That But Others Will Try It And The More They Beat You Up The More They Enjoy It! My Greatest Pleasure Is Still Getting Kicked In The Balls By A Woman In A Karate Gi!

Agreed, self defense is the best way to proceed.
What are some of the ideas or scenarios that you have used in the self defense concept to get a girl to kick or knee you?

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Originally Posted by Trouble

Another thing is to court many female friends (as friends, not as sex toys, which, other than ballbusting, is the only known use for women). With friends -- you can argue sometimes. If you are like me, you have many a Neanderthal opinion that is guaranteed to start fights. My recommendation is to work in becomming friends with feminists -- and the more FemiNazi, the better! Argue with them about something related to men and women and innate characteristics, and let your opinion slip that women are whores.

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The best place to look for agitated FemiNazis, I found, are the places where feminists feel that agrression in called for. realy speeds up the whole process...:jumpsmile
just go up to them and give them the old "yeah...but you know all women are hores!" Wham!
Take a short look at this video.... (no kick if you were hoping)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qodygTkTUYM

before i met my wife who kicks my balls regulary i got them kicked almost by every girlfriend i had,when i felt a girl was going to lash out i would have my legs open with balls unprotected i found that they would go for the balls as an easy target then as i was so willing to accept a ball kicking i would be kicked in heated moments as matter of course,
In times between gfriends when in need of a kicking i would walk local red light area where i would ask for a ball kicking they were happy to for just a few pounds,best was a two girl kicking up a alley way on my knees they kicked and kicked untill i orgasmed.