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I've started this thread to collect some ideas how a man can get kicked.
Today, I asked a friend if she had ever kicked a guy in the nuts. She didn't yet. I told her, that I'm wondering how it feels to get busted. I asked her to show me the feeling. She then explained, that she would understand my interests, but that she wouldn't do it, because she associates ballbusting with getting violated.
How do you try getting kicked in the nuts? Give us some ideas and stories!
I had an idea yesterday about how to get busted. I'm not going to try it myself because I've got a girlfriend (and, as an aside, I'll soon be posting a link to a web site with her busting my balls) and I think she'd be upset if I were going around trying to get busted by strangers. So, hopefully someone will give it a try and let me know how it works.
What you need:
one person to be busted. Obvious a guy.
one person to help out. Could be a guy or a girl.
one video camera.
What you do:
The helper carries the video camera. The helper approaches a girl and says "Hey, my friend here lost a bet and he has to get kicked in the balls by 20 girls and get evidence of it. So far we're up to 7. Would you be willing to help him out?" If she says yes, the there you go. If she says no, choose another girl and try again. And that's basically it.
If you should meet a girl who seems enthusiastic and wants to do more, but you don't want to tell her it was a fraud, then you could try something like negotiating with her. "I'll let you kick me again if you'll show me your breasts".
So anyway, I can't think of any reason why it wouldn't work. Please let me know if anyone tries it out.
Smack
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One thing that can help, and never hurts, is to get to know a large number of women. You can find out about things like, yanno, how they think by doing a lot of listening. If you meet a large number of women, it is very likely that you will eventually come across one who either brags about having racked a guy just recently or who saw a friend do it and thought it was cool.
Zero in on the ones who recently racked a guy or seem to like seeing guys getting racked. (I was watching a Hong Kong flick and Jackie Chan kicks some guy in the balls during a fight and this chick I was with cheered - and I says to myself, "Got one!!! THANK YOU, God!")
Women who are into ballbusting are often more shy about talking about it than men are -- and men tend to be pretty shy on the subject. Once you have met a large number of women and once you have figured out which ones seem to be into busting, hang out with the busters. If they ever bring up the topic of having racked a guy (or cheer in a movie when a guy gets hit in the 'nads), the way is open to start sharing ball-kicking stories. Let nature follow its course.
Another thing is to court many female friends (as friends, not as sex toys, which, other than ballbusting, is the only known use for women). With friends -- you can argue sometimes. If you are like me, you have many a Neanderthal opinion that is guaranteed to start fights. My recommendation is to work in becomming friends with feminists -- and the more FemiNazi, the better! Argue with them about something related to men and women and innate characteristics, and let your opinion slip that women are whores.
Also, meeting women is often done at parties and bars and such -- this is a great venue in itself for getting a knee between your legs if you are enough of a jerk. They are also great venues for making friends with females, because most of the chicks will be sick of guys hitting on them for sex -- since you are not looking for sex, you can work on making friends, to later be transformed (one hopes) into a nut-kicking bitch of a friend.
The worst thing that could happen is that you might accidntally just make a friend. Gee, that would suck, right?
If all else fails, these ingredients generally do the trick:
A female, preferably one not quite right in the head
Liquor or some other intoxicant
A repetoire of smart-ass comments
If my balls feel like watermelons -- then what do watermelons feel like to a watermelon plant? Ay ay ay!
Very nive ideas!
I for myself prefer getting kicked by a girl who likes me - not the opposite. To jerk around in public sounds a bit dangerous for me. And I definitly don't have the guts to go around with a friend and camera. But I agree too, these tactics would work.
I think I'll go to get some courage to ask my friend again. The answer will probably be the same, but then I'll ask her if she agrees to have a talk about this topic from time to time. (E.g ask her if she knows a girl who likes ballbusting) Maybe I can convince her that way sooner or later...
And then the whole thing again with other girls....
Yanno, I'd really suggest asking ANOTHER girl first. I mean this one said no, right? Try again with someone else, and come back to this one later.Originally Posted by Bombadil
I know what you mean about wanting to get kicked in the nuts by a girl who likes you; I prefer that, too. I also like random violence, so I come up with all kinds of bad ideas and suggestions. Here's one that is less horrible than my usual ideas:
WHEN you come back to asking the girl you mentioned, talk to her about fear. She's afraid of vall-kicing because she associates it with ****; tell her you are afraid of getting kicked in the balls. Fears have to be confronted to be dealt with. The two of you can fight your ears together. Remind her that you trust her and she trusts you.
If my balls feel like watermelons -- then what do watermelons feel like to a watermelon plant? Ay ay ay!
Alright, I'll try with another one first. It's even better that way 'cause I can collect some experiences.....
I'll post the results. BTW, I like your last suggestion, Trouble.
The one about 'fighting your ears together'? Yeah, that was a classic typo. Ha!
If my balls feel like watermelons -- then what do watermelons feel like to a watermelon plant? Ay ay ay!
How old are you Bombadil?
I think the #1 reason a girl kicks a guy in the balls is for him touching her in an inappropriate manner in clubs. This is of course a personal study that is completely unscientific in everyway. I always assumed it was because the guys are jerks but maybe all they are looking for is to be kicked in the balls. So perhaps the universal sign of please kick my balls is a hand on my breast or ass. What a bunch of sweethearts they are.
evilgrl
FINALLY! An expert! Listen to the woman, me lads, she is speaking from the other end of the spectrum. Let's combine her advice with mine and see what we get:
1) Go to club. Crowded one probably works best.
2) Pick woman who is intoxicated, loud, not right in the head. (Make sure she is not with her boyfriend; he'll kick your ass when we get to step 3.)
3) Put hand on boob. If she hesitates, tell her her plastic surgeon sucks.
Okay, if THAT doesn't work, something is SEARIOUSLY wrong with reality. Try adjusting your TV set and try again.
If my balls feel like watermelons -- then what do watermelons feel like to a watermelon plant? Ay ay ay!
I really don't like feeling like slime though. I'd rather play fight with a girl I'm familiar with than molest her to get a kick.
No problem!
1) Got to the same club as evilgrl, on a day her boyfriend isn't there.
2) Molest Evilgrl OR invite her to a playfight (in the club or out in the parking lot; take yer pick).
3) [Words cannot describe this part; you'll know when it happens.]
4) Wait a loooooong time. Hey, eventually you'll get over it. Trust me.
If my balls feel like watermelons -- then what do watermelons feel like to a watermelon plant? Ay ay ay!
Ya know, in hindsite, I'm not sure getting caught chatting and surfing femdom type sites on the net is the best way for your g/f to find out you're into having your balls busted.
It probably would have been smarter to share it with her and let her know that I was trusting her with a glipse into my sexual soul.
Funny sometimes how a guy who wants his balls busted can be so "ball-less"
High_Voice
thats a really good idea...too bad for me, i dont have a g/f right now. I want my ex back but i dumped her and now i regret it...
I suppose helping you out with your sexual fantasy isn't EVERYTHING in a relationship. I bet if you have an experienced g/f who busts your balls it is REALLY difficult to replace THAT part of her when you move on to your next g/f!
High_Voice
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