Haruka-chan is a typical teenaged Japanese schoolgirl
in every way but one. Whenever she's near the boy
that she has a crush on, she keeps getting these
embarassing ERECTIONS...:o
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/bra_girl/
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Haruka-chan is a typical teenaged Japanese schoolgirl
in every way but one. Whenever she's near the boy
that she has a crush on, she keeps getting these
embarassing ERECTIONS...:o
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/bra_girl/
Girls are a lot less inhibited when it comes to sexuality and sensuality.Quote:
Originally Posted by horakhty451
I was amazed to find out how many openly admit to having lesbian sex once or a couple of times -- even though she considers herself completely straight! A straight guy, OTOH, is just not into finding out what gay sex might be like. It may be because being labelled "gay" by his peers would bring about unpleasant consequences, but you can't rule out the idea that he is just not hardwired to enjoy doingit with another fella.
I've read stuff online written by lesbians who fantasize about having a real dick to fuck their girlfriends with.:confused:Doesn't this fly in the face of what the word "lesbian" means?
But you can't have internet access and avoid learning that there are all kinds of people in the world. With every imaginable kink. And then some.
And, as you pointed out, it is possible for a person to have varying degrees of gayness AND straightness within him/her. A lot of folks just defy being pigeonholed into any specific category.
But you raise a point that has been buzzing around in the back of my head since I started this thread. A lot of females are dying with curiosity to be able to know firsthand what a guy feels with his equipment. But supposing medical science could make it possible, would overcoming the biological barriers to it be enough?
Let's take this scenario. A straight woman has a successful addadicktome. Fully functional. She can theoretically use it in every way that a man can. Here's the rub. Her new thing is hooked up to a female brain. What sexually arouses a straight female brain? It's not gonna be the sight of a hot babe (which does it for most of us guys). She's gonna be aroused by whatever aroused her before the surgery. So if she's poppin' boners for hunks, then she can't very well use it to screw a chick, right? And she won't be able to use it with straight guys, either. Gay guys might be turned off by the sight of a penis on an otherwise very feminine bod. And I imagine lesbians would be turned off for the very same reason.
Our heroine may not be able to experience male-type intercourse with anybody because despite having the equipment...she's still a woman!
Here's another consideration: Guys need to go through a period of adolescence to gain familiarity and mastery over their junk. This is something that our post-op heroine will not have gone through.
What would happen when you turn the wheel of the car over to somebody who's never had driver's ed?
And I'm sure there would be other complications that I've not even touched upon that would make this fantasy unworkable in the real world.
Here are two more forums where you can read more chick chatter about shanghaing the schlong.
The poll results at the top of this one shows the adventerous respondents having a commanding lead over the stodgy ones.
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/s...d.php?t=249692
This one here goes on for several pages, and the ladies here are not shy at all about what they think. I found it to be very educational, myself.:thumbup
http://www.menewsha.com/forum/commun...enis-envy.html
That was also where I found a link to a cute animated video about a guy who wakes up female one morning. Hilarity ensues. I'm reposting that link here, so you don't miss it.
http://www.aniboom.com/animation-vid...256/Geraldine/
Is this condition of penis envy?
http://img177.imagevenue.com/loc477/..._123_477lo.jpg
This photo is from art exhibit of hanging ********* penis. I never bookmark the site, so I can't find it. But it is called "Hung Out To Dry." The artist is a woman -- with a penis envy?
I tried to look up some info on this. Apparently, this is decade-old news. Some woman created this artwork (and the other end of the clothesline is supposedly done up into a noose) and hung it in a public library as a protest against ****. An enraged man tore it down because he said pornography didn't belong in a library where small children were very likely to see it.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnny_cockNballs
She sued him.
I don't know how the suit was decided.
Important to note: the library's director (a woman) had forbidden her employees to hang an American flag in the entrance to the library on the grounds that it could be seen as offensive. But she defended the decision to allow this art on the grounds of freedom of speech.
Personally, I see it as decorative. Pretty colors, and all. Appropriate for an art museum...but not in a public library. If a man can be arrested for showing his own winkie to a kid in public, it sure demonstrates the hypocrisy of our law that these two women (who excercised the same bad judgment) weren't hauled off to jail, too.
Having met girls who openly admitted having penis envy to me, and others who I suspect had it as well but would rather die than admit it because that would make her feel like a traitor to her own gender, I've come to the conclusion that penis envy and penis abhorrence can be opposite ends of the same damn baton. And some female kinksters can twirl that baton like experts.
But is this the problem of radical feminists? Maybe. Maybe not.
Having read a lot of their stuff online, I can safely say that their minds have been incurably poisoned by misandry. Why else do they attack maleness in general, rather than the specific individuals who are guilty of the crime they are protesting? Killing two birds with one stone, I think. As long as you are "********** the ******," why not also offend the "priviliged gender" at the same time?
I will pretend to understand all that Chilly put in here. (I study English for 28 months, so can't know it all now.) I ask Haruna to read post because she is better with English than of me. I try a translation software on Chilly post, but many this software give poor results.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chilly
But concept of a "Penis Envy" is not get/got by me. Like English say "Over my head." Why? Because, that is a woman to take male affectation (ha ha, study that word, 1st time use it) so why a female want to behave like a male. Feminine nature has a lot of power. I think women here know this, so reject "feminism" of Western countries.
IMHO :thumbup
For a language you've only studied for a little over two years, you have a wonderful grasp of it. I am impressed.:ibow4u:Quote:
Originally Posted by johnny_cockNballs
I wouldn't be surprised if yin and yang is taught in Japanese schools. It would be nice if it was taught in the rest of the world, too. I think it would go a long way in ironing out a lot of the animosity between the genders in the west.:)
I remember you said you were not a big anime fan, but I have been one nearly all of my life, and have followed its evolution for several decades, now (since Tetsuan Atomu, also known as Astro Boy). I believe that entertainment is a reflection of the society it comes from, and early anime does show that males were most often the heroes, while females played a supportive role. Atomu's little sister, Uran-chan, was admittedly every bit as strong as her brother, but was always being told how unfeminine it was for her to fight. She also was portrayed as less able to tell right from wrong. In Maha Go Go Go (Speed Racer), again, the males are the heroes, and the females are just support.
Women's roles became much more powerful in Uchu Senkan Yamato (Star Blazers), but they were still kept in the minority. Most of the main characters were still men.
It wasn't until Sailor Moon that we in the west saw that anime had changed enough to allow girls to be the defenders of justice. And they did it without losing their femininity. And the few males in the story were in the traditionally feminine roles of support!
Since then, there has been a lot more balance in anime. And I find it more exciting and interesting to watch now more than ever.
These pictures I found on a Chinese website. I can't use Google Translate on the text, because it is embedded in the pictures. But they plainly show what Freud was going on about, when it comes to penis envy in girls, ********** anxiety in boys, and inequality:Baahaha: .
Here we see 4 friends frolicking around on a nude
beach on the Black Sea coast.
These ladies believe in being upfront with their
differences. Even if one indeed has a bigger beef
than the others, they can all still be friends, and
that's what counts. But while they discuss the
penetrating issues of the day, it might be wise to
keep a wary eye open for sharks...
(Seriously, now. Whoever shopped this has a sense
of humor, all right. But it does spoil what could have
been a lovely view.)
I Lol'd so much I puked!:Baahaha:
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/3EF...E001700D8E8D8/
http://toywithme.com/articles/if-i-h...nis-for-a-day/
I think the reason you don't see too many pussy for a day discussions is because what works one way simply doesn't work the other way.
Males are steady-state in their functioning all throughout their lives. If you take a 24 hour snapshot out of any point in his life, you'll find him using his equipment in the same way as he always does. He's either cumming... or going. That's it.
Females? Different story.
And because it is a wa-a-a-a-ay different story, 24 hours with her equipment could never be a fair exchange. He might be able to learn to how get himself off in the feminine way in that time, but that would be it.
24 hours would not be enough time to experience menstruation. Or pregnancy. Or giving birth. Or nursing. And males are curious about all of that. If you've got the parts, it's only natural to want the whole nine yards out of them, while you do.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/herschell/3629745331/
:confused: What does she think she's going to accomplish by advertising it?
Anyhoo, I found a story about a lesbian who gets an addadicktome among the stories on the Eunuch Archive.
Why would such a tale be published there, of all places?
Well, the donor had to get a lopitoffame, first, didn't he?
http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/L/ea_20525a_lesbia.htm
The actual details of the operation in this story are rather laughably naïve, but it is, after all, an erotic fantasy, not a medical how-to.
In this century, there have been a handful of movies made under the title Envy. But here I'm referring to an obscure film made in 2002.
Two female friends, just passing through a desert town, decide to get drunk at the local bar. The bartender tries to **** Stacy (the passive one) but the situation is prevented by Lydia (the tough chick).
Leaving the bar, Stacy starts talking about how great it must be to have a dick, when nature calls. Looking for a bush to relieve herself behind, she meets the Penis Fairy of the West, who taps her head with a magic wand.
Back at their motel room, Stacy tells Lydia that she now has a ten-inch dick that appears and disappears.
Instead of sleeping that night, Stacy decides to jerk herself off -- making Lydia quite jealous. So Stacy suggests that they go back out into the desert in order to find the Penis Fairy again, so that Lydia can get one, too.
Next morning, Stacy discovers some side effects, namely arm tattoos, a mustache, and a swaggering personality.
Later, they do encounter the Penis Fairy once more, but said fairy is a might reluctant to grant Lydia her wish, saying that Lydia is a dick already, character-wise, and giving her an actual one would only be a recipe for disaster. But both women insist, so the fairy agrees.
What happens next, I won't say, so as not to spoil it for anyone who might want to check out this flick for themselves.
You never see these alleged organs at any time during the film. Rather, when mustaches appear on their faces, that signals to the audience that their trouser-snakes have also appeared. The script was written by a woman (who gave herself a small part in the film as the Bible-thumping motel manager), and, frankly, it shows. But while the movie might have benefitted from a little male collaboration here and there in the writing department, as it is, the final result is a purely female take on the subject -- and I always find that fascinating. Even if I am a little offended by the notion that just having one necessarily makes you one.
Whereas Envy is a raunchy flick, filled with foul language and scenes of people going through the motions of f*cking (without any naughty bits actually being visible), the movie I'm going to discuss here now is one that could have been an ABC After School Special. There's absolutely nothing objectionable in it, and I've found out online that it actually has been broadcast on TV.
Milly is a teenage girl who is having a particularly bad day. Within the first 15 minutes, it gets rubbed in her face several times that boys seemingly "have it made" in this life. So much so, that she's ready to jump ship when it comes to her own gender.
The opportunity presents itself when she learns about some native american hocus pocus that can grant you your fondest wish. Figuring what the heck, she gives it a try. Next morning, she wakes up with a little anatomical surprise.
But instead of jumping for joy, she is actually dismayed. She really wasn't expecting it to work. And this has thrown an unexpected monkey wrench into her life.
Her mom is just as shocked as she is, but her dad could not be happier. Seems he always wanted a son. Now he goes hog wild with father/son stuff, like teaching Milly how to put up her dukes when threatened by bullies. Which is one of many things Milly has to learn with her new role in life.
Dressing like a guy and enrolling in a new school under the name "Willy" to avoid being classified as a weirdo by the kids who know her, she soon learns that there's a lot more to being male than just looking the part. And while guys have their whole lifetimes to get used to it, this is all new and overwhelming to Willy.
It is a Disney-like comedy that was made in the 80's, with a sweet little message at the end about accepting who you are and understanding others more. I saw it a long time ago on VHS, but as far as I know, there's never been a DVD release. As you can see by the pics below, this movie went by three different titles, so you might have to search all of them if you want to find it.
Well, that's an idea.
But how does she explain it at the beach, or at poolside?
Something like this is bound to attract stares and questions.
These gags are all pretty old, but they are more or less on topic.
Dennis the Menace caught his mother stepping out of the shower. She quickly covered herself with a towel, but he continued to look at her with bulging eyes.
"Jeepers, Mom! What happened to you?"
Thinking quickly, she said, "That's where your father got me with his axe, for bursting into rooms without knocking first!"
Dennis grinned. "Right in the ol' twat, huh, Mom?"
I'll bet a lot of you never even heard of Dennis the Menace.
An old man sees a little girl crying on a park bench. He waddles over and asks her what's the matter.
She says, "I want one of those things like my brother's got, that sticks out, lays down, and sticks out again!"
He sits down beside her, patting her knee.
"Me, too," he says, and also begins crying.
Obviously, pre-Viagra era.
Girl and boy are being bathed together by their mother. Girl points to her brother's penis and says, "Mommy, I want one, too!"
Mother says, "If you're a good little girl, you'll get one later."
Dad pokes his head into the bathroom at that moment and says, "And if you're a bad girl, you'll get lots of them!"
Variation on that "Look what I got. Don't you wish you had one, too?" "Well, my mommy told me that with what I got, I can get as many of those as I want." type of joke.
Woman takes her little girl to the zoo. They stop to look at a male elephant.
"What's that?" asks the girl, pointing.
"That's his trunk," answers her mother.
"No, not that -- that!"
"Oh, you mean his tail?"
"No, that thing right there!"
"Oh, that! That's nothing."
Male bystander, overhearing, tells the woman, "Hard to please, ain't ya?"
Here's a site that shows you what kind of fun you can have with male genitalia...provided that you are a cartoon character, that is.
http://www.penis-pretzel.com/
I don't know who stole this idea from whom, but it is clearly two different artists telling the same exact gag:
http://www.bumpernuts.com/index.html
Some company in Florida makes and sells these.
Why?
And why would anyone buy them?
Has anyone here spotted a vehicle sporting a pair?
I've known women who've told me they would hang real ones on their rearview mirrors (fuzzy dice style), but this is just as ridiculous.
Here's a woman who's blunt about it and doesn't care who knows it.:p
http://www.menshealth.com/men/sex-re...10000013281eac
Here's an art project that speaks for itself. Gotta love the chick who goes back for seconds and keeps proclaiming what a "perfect fit" it is!:Baahaha:
Of course, it needs to be pointed out that the penis in question is in "aroused" mode, not peeing mode. But nobody seems to care.:o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb3ftXfG7Iw
I like the picture of the girl milking the boycow from Chilly.
But is that penis envy? I don't think so.
I put in a video of milking the cow, for desire of guy getting milked like a mancow.
Click: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa7...ng-the-cow_fun
But this gal doesn't have any penis envy, she just like milking cow. :bananajum
Imagine you get a milking like this way. How wonderful! :jumpsmile
I know, it really doesn't have anything to do with the topic. But I thought it was cute (and new material is getting harder to find).
Apparently, she hasn't told him that she can't be the cow because she hasn't got anything that can be milked. (Well, not at her current age, anyway.;) ) And she enjoys being the farmer too much.:D
The cow in your video is luckier than the boy, come to think of it. She has 4 things that get daily handjobs (and lots of oral, if she has a calf).:Baahaha:
Now I've got the envy!:(
Here are two pretty much dead LiveJournal pages.
Now the first one, Penisless, is pretty funny, because
it reads like the minutes of an AA meeting. Looks
like some horny guy tried to crash this party like a
bull in a china shop, but the party moved on long ago.
http://community.livejournal.com/penisless/
The second one seems to be based more on vaginal
self-hatred.:(
http://community.livejournal.com/cursed_vagina/
I think that was their way of being silly, too, but these
days, who the hell knows? Hopefully, they grew up
and now live happy lives somewhere.
But these pages still stand, like ghost towns.
I've never posted in this part of the forums before, but this has always been a huge turn-on to me. I think it's hot when girls will stick a banana in their pants and pretend it's a dick , hehe.
That's really childish of me but fuck it! :D
Yes, actually. Several times in Texas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chilly
Here in Colorado I saw one in a drive-thru.
I guess there's no legal issues with it...
There are tons of videos on YouTube where girls show their love ofQuote:
Originally Posted by Dreihundert
dancing around in front of a camera while waggling something
phallically in front of their groins. It's like I said before, girls are just
a lot less inhibited sexually.
This reminds me of when I was a kid. My parents used to make me
go to an ethnic school on Saturday mornings. I hated it, not only
because it was one more day of school, but it also meant missing
my favorite cartoons. Plus the other kids were mean to me.
The school, itself, was housed in what was obviously a former
private residence of some rich dude. It was laid out like a home,
and not like a school. But it had plenty of rooms that could be
used as classrooms, so that was all that mattered. It had only
one toilet for the use of the kids at the bottom of the stairs.
One day, I needed to pee pretty badly. And the lock on the door
was broken. Most kids would post a friend outside to guard the
door for them when they went, but I had no one to ask. So I
just had to take the chance. As my luck would have it, a girl
from my class did walk in and catch me. And she was the worst
possible one, too, because I already knew her to be a little
devil. Looking back on the incident, it occurs to me that it was
probably no accident.
Anyway, from that moment on, she hardly passed up any
opportunity to remind me of what she saw. When she knew
she had my attention, her hand would go to her groin...and
out would pop a finger. Or she'd put a pencil or a ruler there
and hold it with both hands. And my face would just turn red.
Which delighted her to no end.
But the one thing she did in this vein really caught on with the
other girls (our class was 80% females) like a wildfire. She
discovered that she could roll up the front of her skirt, and
that made an adequate pretend dick. As the weeks passed,
more and more of the girls came to school wearing skirts.
The faculty was pretty pleased about this. They thought the
girls were growing up and taking pride in being little ladies.
What they didn't know was that when the recess bell rang and
they left the room, the "little ladies" would get up, make their
little skirt-dicks and start going crazy with them. I and the
other boys would just sit there and watch them in amazement.
We didn't really know how we were supposed to react to this.
And it was a fad that didn't go away. I've seen boys stick
things inside their shirts in order to make pretend boobs.
But they quickly tire of this, especially when they see that
they aren't getting any attention from anyone by doing it.
The girls, however, weren't showing any sign that they
were about to give up this new fascination.
Matters came to a head during music class one day. We all had
to stand up to sing. While the teacher had her back to us to
play the piano, the girls thought it would be funny to play
with their skirt-dicks. Well, they got caught at it.
The boys were dismissed. We got an early recess, while the
girls didn't get one at all. I can only assume that they got
a really stern talk, because the following week most them
went back to wearing bluejeans again. And the skirt-dicks
disappeared for good.
And it was all because of my full bladder and a busted
door lock!:Baahaha:
I didn't know that it was illegal
in some states.↓
Wow, thanks for the story, Chilly.
I had a moment like that once too.
In middle school, I went to talk to someone in my class, and he suggested that I 'sagged my jeans' (this was retarded, and kids today do it worse than they did then), so I jokingly did so, and then when I walked away I pulled them back up.
To my unfortunate realization, my penis had gotten caught in the zipper and flopped out and up before it came back in. (Because my zipper was down).
And two girls saw this. And, because of my young age, my penis wasn't as large as a grown man's. They made fun of me and called me "centimeter" for a few weeks.
Both of these girls are mysterious to me, as that same year they did some other things to me that I quite enjoyed.
For instance, one time they both looked at me and told me they had a "tiny green rubber band" with my name on it. At the time, I didn't know that they were referencing to an elastrator,(curious as to how THEY knew what it was)
Another time when I was playing cards with them, I noticed one of them signalling to the other to kick me in the balls. The other didn't want to do it, and I pretended to not notice. Eventually the first one slapped my balls hard with one hand.
ANOTHER time... I was sitting in my desk with kind of sideways, with one leg out and my legs spread. One of the girls was standing directly in front of my crotch, within a legs reach. She placed her foot on my desk to rest it, an inch away from my crotch. I gave her a strange look but did not move. She placed her heel on my balls and compressed them into my stomach, and then pushed me back in my seat. I decided to play along, so I moved back. So she did it again, so I moved back. Then, she gave me a full-****** stomp.
I kinda figured they were ballbusters at this time, but I never acted upon it. They did it themselves. LOL.
Often times they'd call me centimeter and peewee, and stuff like that. Any chance they had at gym they'd find a reason to make my nuts ache.
I think the best part was that one of the girls was really awesome. Whenever I'd catch myself alone with her, or in a place where nobody could tell what she was doing, she'd put her hand down my pants and squeeze my balls for a LONG time, until she got tired of it. I didn't resist and I think she knew that.
They were truly once in a lifetime. I have tons of bb stories from them. They usually managed to attack my balls at least once a day that year because they knew I don't tell :P.
Anyway.. Sorry to go off on a tangent. Just in response to your story!
You lucky dog! :Baahaha:
While reading all those dick for a day posts on those
other forums, I've often wondered where this notion
of wanting to slap someone with it came from.
From Chris Rock, I guess:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBvZh...eature=related
:D
The tee shirt you see in the pic below
can actually be bought online. It comes
in women's sizes, too. Reminds me of
when I was in department store work,
and in the ladies' undergarment department
they once sold a line of panties that had
a fly front. And they sold like crazy!:confused:
Well, you can't have a thread like this and not bring up
what is probably the most famous song ever sung on
the subject.
I first heard it performed on public radio a long time
ago. I remember being pretty amazed that it was
allowed to be broadcast uncensored...especially during
a time when certain radio "shock jocks" were being
fired from their gigs for less.
Somebody took this song and combined it with images
from "I Dream of Jeannie." Now, I can't think of a hotter
or more feminine lady than Barbara Eden, so seeing her
dance around to these lyrics just doesn't seem right.
(Plus, in the context of the show, if Jeannie really had
such thoughts, couldn't she just blink and...well, you
know?:bananawin)
But it gives you something to watch as you listen to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlEIJz-Z9Jo
When females make a list about what they would do
if they had one...there's always at least one illegal
thing on that list?:D
Remember the "Dr. Evil" chick?
She must've inspired these two clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnAghC9MsU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsNmAyxzJns
So you're a girl and you feel like dancing in front of the
TV with a banana hanging out of your shorts.
But your sister catches you.
You try to be cool. It's just your sister.
What you didn't know at the time was that she was
videoing you. And that you'd be posted on YouTube.:Baahaha:
I'll bet Dreihundert will get a kick out of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzC_k...eature=related
Wish I could lip read...