Penis Envy as a Kink

I came across a forum in my pervy travels on the web, where this subject was being discussed. One chick said that even when a female "admits" it to a male, she's really only doing that because she knows it turns him on.
I thought that was an interesting notion, one worth of exploring.
I think the fantasy of a woman "hijacking" manhood for herself is a form of femdom.
And I think it can be erotic for folks of either gender.

We are all familiar with the various definitions of the term. Allow me to shoot down the ones that this thread is NOT about.

A. Normal women ("Why the hell would I want one of those things?") You shouldn't. That's what makes you normal, and not what this topic is about.

B. Male penis envy (Ed envies Joe's dick size.)
So what? Who cares? Boring!

C. Feminist redefinition ("We envy the power and money it represents, dumbass.")
Sexiness=0 Why not call it Power and Money Envy? Dumbass.

D. FTM transgender (Jane has always felt she was born the wrong sex.) Not to sound unfeeling, but this is a problem for the professionals to handle, not me. I'm a perv, not a doctor.

E. Real female neurotic (A scary chick that I admit I'd love to read about on PEP Web, if only those jokers wouldn't charge such ridiculous fees for the priv). Again, best handled by the pros. Trust me, real world psychos are no fun to be around at all.

So what is this thread about?

A. "Dick for a Day" (What a chick would do with one, if she had one.)

B. Penis Play (Strapons, or anything that is even remotely phallic, being used by a female in order to imitate a male). Can this be hot for her? For him? Both?

C. Futanari (anime-style "dick-girls") What is the fascination with them?

D. Freudian Fun (toons, jokes, pics, videos) Whatever you can find on the net on the topic.

I want a dick because they're fucking hot. A big pair of nuts is just about the hottest thing ever.

I can't really explain my reasoning for wanting one of my own. I will say that it's easier to smash external genitalia to a pulp, though. :o

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Originally Posted by Snoodle

I want a dick because they're fucking hot. A big pair of nuts is just about the hottest thing ever.

I can't really explain my reasoning for wanting one of my own. I will say that it's easier to smash external genitalia to a pulp, though. :o

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Can't argue with the smashing part. Most of the male visitors here apparently go for that use.;)
But wouldn't just plain ol' everyday curiosity be a good enough reason to take it for a spin 'round the block?:confused:

Is this condition of Penis Envy? She is happy and take it home.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9586/av945.th.jpg

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Originally Posted by johnny_cockNballs

Is this condition of Penis Envy? She is happy and take it home.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9586/av945.th.jpg

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:Baahaha: Imagine how much blood it would take to get that sucker up! By the time it was fully erect, you'd become it's appendage!

About 20-odd years ago, there was a toy sold here in the States, called Water Weenie. This was, apparently, a thick-skinned balloon (weenie-shaped, of course) that you would fill with a garden hose. This thing would hold the water pressurized until you pointed it at your friend and shoot.
I recall the ads on TV showing a bunch of little kids playing with these things. Including a little girl, holding hers at groin-level! I wondered at the time how this got by the censors? Heck, forget the censors, wasn't there any adult among the film crew observant enough to go over to her and say "Jill, stop that! That's not nice! Hold it higher, like we told you!"
But I imagine that they all thought that was funny. And why risk alienating the part of the market out there that would buy it just to use it in that way?:D

There are quite a few "dick for a day" type videos on YouTube made by females who offer up their itinerary for that day that one magically appears on her.
Some of their ideas are pretty predictable. Some are surprising.
This one, however, is a little different from the others.
You'll see what I mean about 2 1/2 minutes into it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6My3...eature=channel

http://www.pvv.org/~ulflunde/petpen.html

But it sure would've been interesting if it continued!

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Originally Posted by Snoodle

I want a dick because they're fucking hot. A big pair of nuts is just about the hottest thing ever.

I can't really explain my reasoning for wanting one of my own. I will say that it's easier to smash external genitalia to a pulp, though. :o

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You are soo right Snoodle, that is the best about external genitalia, lots of fun:iluvu:

Jenny:wooow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ztlZnR3eX8

At first, I though this was gonna be another sarcastic dig at the embattled Freudians out there. But there's a sweetness and a
sincerety in this girl's song, that just made me melt.
Cute and talented!:thumbup

Most of the ladies out there give up gracefully on this angle.
It is an easier matter for the gents.
Though I still have to laugh at how they phrase it. Typically,
"I don't have penis envy, except when I need to go, and
there's no facilities around."
:Baahaha: That's like a smoker saying, "I can quit anytime I want.
I already have. Nine times!"

I was amazed to learn just how many companies out there
make products specifically for this issue. They have punny
names like "Go-Girl" and "Shenis."
http://ladypeelikegents.blogspot.com...emale-pee.html

Hell, I've enjoyed playing "sink the cigarette butt in the toilet"
lots of times. Why shouldn't she?
I've noticed that, tastefully, none of these gadgets actually
resemble a male organ. You'd think somebody would make
one for chicks who actually have a wicked sense of humor.

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Originally Posted by Chilly

Most of the ladies out there give up gracefully on this angle.
It is an easier matter for the gents.
Though I still have to laugh at how they phrase it. Typically,
"I don't have penis envy, except when I need to go, and
there's no facilities around."
:Baahaha: That's like a smoker saying, "I can quit anytime I want.
I already have. Nine times!"

I was amazed to learn just how many companies out there
make products specifically for this issue. They have punny
names like "Go-Girl" and "Shenis."
http://ladypeelikegents.blogspot.com...emale-pee.html

Hell, I've enjoyed playing "sink the cigarette butt in the toilet"
lots of times. Why shouldn't she?
I've noticed that, tastefully, none of these gadgets actually
resemble a male organ. You'd think somebody would make
one for chicks who actually have a wicked sense of humor.

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Surprize me!

Actually, penis envy in mind to woman I don’t understand. I think it is Western mind, philosophy.

I see link you posted, but that was interesting to me ~ really. I ask my lady to see it too (actually, she is better with English than me, she use it more in job). My lady was a shocked too! She say, “This type woman want to be a man? She doesn’t want to be a woman?”

Why does Western people / female want to behave like a male?

Why is that?

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Originally Posted by johnny_cockNballs

Surprize me!

Actually, penis envy in mind to woman I don’t understand. I think it is Western mind, philosophy.

I see link you posted, but that was interesting to me ~ really. I ask my lady to see it too (actually, she is better with English than me, she use it more in job). My lady was a shocked too! She say, “This type woman want to be a man? She doesn’t want to be a woman?”

Why does Western people / female want to behave like a male?

Why is that?

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What's not to like about a big, floppy cock?

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Originally Posted by johnny_cockNballs

Surprize me!

Actually, penis envy in mind to woman I don’t understand. I think it is Western mind, philosophy.

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:confused: Wasn't it Japan that gave futanari to the world?

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I see link you posted, but that was interesting to me ~ really. I ask my lady to see it too (actually, she is better with English than me, she use it more in job). My lady was a shocked too! She say, “This type woman want to be a man? She doesn’t want to be a woman?”

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http://www.pointsincase.com/articles...envy_study.htm
This article, written by a young woman who goes to a well-known university, explains it all pretty nicely.;)

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Originally Posted by Snoodle

What's not to like about a big, floppy cock?

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:Baahaha:
When used for peeing, that's what it is -- floppy.
I'm surprised that a lot of guys tend to forget this, too. Sometimes we need to take a leak so bad -- but we are also aroused, and that tends to stop up the plumbing for a while.
I read somewhere on the net that some company made these fake dicks that could store a urine sample. These were being sold to guys who expected to be urine-tested when applying for a job, and their own urine would give away the fact that they were druggies. So they would fill this thing up with someone else's "clean" urine, and stick it in their pants.
When the doctor would give them the specimen bottle and say, "Here, fill this up," they'd whip out the fake one.
Thing is, the fake one looked like a freakin' hardon!
And this was supposed to fool a doctor?:rolleyes:

The woman who invented the Shenis, made her gadget look like a ten-inch gold dildo (but she stresses this is a female urination device, not a sex toy). She claims she made it that way to give men "shenis envy."
If you check out her website, you'll notice that you can buy optional "balls" for it, too!:D

The fake penis you are referring to is called the Wizzinator. It is very life like and can fool many drug testing lab techs unless they are properly trained. The even sell "clean" frozen urine. It comes with a heating element that will bring the urine sample to about 98 degrees. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

Women are fascinated on how real it looks, but I think they have been outlawed in the states since they only have one purpose (in theory) and that is to circumvent the law.<o:p></o:p>

The counterpart of a dick-girl would have to be a cunt-boy, wouldn't it?

They don't seem to be as common on the net, but you can find them.

Here is a page that shows (in nine easy steps) how a male, too short on cash or nerve to get an operation, can give himself a fake pussy with just a little tape and some crazy glue.

http://www.naointendo.com.br/?m=20090421

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Originally Posted by Chilly

:confused: Wasn't it Japan that gave futanari to the world?

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ふたなり…

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That concept is not interpreted correclty, perhaps. But I’m not anime fan, too much.

<O:p</O:p
I don’t know where Chilly live, but for example, I see your place 10% in a window and think it is 100% of your life. So, how can you explain to me about your life now there is a bias of 10% I see already?

<O:p</O:p
Together, my lady and I, get a lot emails from friends in another countries asking to us about things “Crazy Japan, weird Japan, hentai Japan -- is it true?” We thinking, “Where did you get that? Never see that here.”
<O:p</O:p
But, we keep to looking this post, Penis Envy. That is interesting concept.

:thumbup
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Do you want my dick and balls?

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Originally Posted by solange.piggy

Do you want my dick and balls?

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You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

Sic 'em, Fido!

http://www.imow.org/wpp/stories/viewStory?storyid=944

(Referring to the second picture down, called "Coup.")
Clearly the artist does see them as symbols of power.
So the woman in this painting must feel very powerful indeed.:o

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Originally Posted by solange.piggy

Do you want my dick and balls?

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Some one just nut him already.

Here are 4 shameless hussies using their shenises in a pissing contest.

Do not watch if you are easily offended. Or are prone to laughing so hard that you might hurt yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za2OY...eature=related

I will refrain from making comments like "You can give some women their very own dicks...and they still wouldn't know what to do with them." That just wouldn't be a nice thing to say.:Baahaha:

Imagine two lesbians, each with a double-headed dong inserted, and duelling with them. Object is to knock the opponent's weapon out by only using her own.

All right, I've never been a lesbian, but come on. If I could think of this game, I'm sure they already have played it lots of times.

Geez, I'd pay to watch a bout like this.:wooow

Why, it could catch on. Become a franchise. World Wide Double Headed Dong Duelling, coming to you live from Monte Carlo. :jumpsmile

Pass me the popcorn.

When I first happened across the "Female Pumping" site many, many years ago, I do not think it was a paysite, because I remember being able to see the pictures that you now must cough up some cash to view.

What it is about is women who use vacuum pumps on their privates to enlarge them to male-threatening proportions.

I'm talking about the same kind of thing that Austin Powers uses to make his own "mojo" bigger.
One chick didn't just stop with giving herself a dick-sized clit, she went ahead and pumped up her labia so that she could have pretend "balls" too. It wouldn't surprise me if others have probably joined her in this practice since then.

This is a link to a free site that has a video that shows a woman doing this to herself.

http://www.heaven666.org/free-clitor...ment-21349.php

I have to agree with the commenters there.
Not feminine.
Not sexy.:(

I'm trying to get concept of penis envy, but I can't...

I think it is a Western concept from feminism movement (this is my lady's opinion, she hasn't a penis envy), but it's more of masculine movement because it has nothing feminine to have penis envy.

That is what I don't understand, why does a woman want to behave like a man? She will throw away all her advantages as woman to be like a man.

???

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Originally Posted by johnny_cockNballs

I'm trying to get concept of penis envy, but I can't...

I think it is a Western concept from feminism movement (this is my lady's opinion, she hasn't a penis envy), but it's more of masculine movement because it has nothing feminine to have penis envy.

That is what I don't understand, why does a woman want to behave like a man? She will throw away all her advantages as woman to be like a man.

???

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I don't think it has anything to do with feminism or behavior. I think everyone is overthinking the issue.

IMO, it's not about politics or empowerment, it's about thinking cocks are awesome and fun. Simple as that.

"That looks like fun. I wanna try it!"

Johnny,
There have always been tomboys in every culture all throughout history.
The type of girl who didn't like wearing skirts and preferred to play rough and tumble games with the boys.
Maybe some of these were transgender types. Or butchy lesbians. Or maybe just going through a phase that they eventually grew out of.

The actual term is older than the feminist movement, and dates back to Vienna during the turn of the previous century. An Austrian neurologist tried to rationalize his female patients' psychoses while having a number of issues, himself. A psychosis, by its very definition, is something that is irrational. But even so, as a doctor of the mind, he had to make the attempt to try to understand it, if he was going to make any kind of progress with his patients. The path he went down may have appeared suitable to him, due to the time and culture that he was living in, but it holds little relevance today.

He did, however, proceed from a universal truth at the starting line. Very young boys and girls, who do not know the reason why they are so very different from each other in one special place, can very easily conclude that the girl has been cheated out of something. Just take a look at the honest reaction of this little sweetheart after seeing that her brother has something that she does not...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXS_W...eature=related

While her daddy may have meant well, I think he handled this moment as clumsily as a lot of parents have over the ages. He told her that girls don't get something that she clearly equates with a trip to Disney World!

What kind of an answer is that?:confused:

Imagine that she was crying for a lollipop, and she's told that girls don't get lollipops.
Just because.
But boys obviously get them.
What's a child that age going to think from a response like that?
Her first encounter with sexism, that's what.
And her parents think that's funny.:(

Now, sometimes we can forget little incidents that happened when we were small. But sometimes we can also carry them subconsciously into adulthood. Depends on the person.

I'm a firm believer in the idea that we, as individuals, are all the sum of all of our unique experiences. By the time we are adults, we can reflect back (often with a vengeance) what we've been fed all of our lives.

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Originally Posted by johnny_cockNballs

That is what I don't understand, why does a woman want to behave like a man? She will throw away all her advantages as woman to be like a man.
???

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One might believe so. But, really, is any human being, man or woman, willing to throw away the advantages they already have, just to gain the advantages of the other? I do not believe that is the case with most. The big feminist catchphrase is, after all, "I want it all!"

If she wants to go to a party dressed as a lady, she can still do that. But she also has the option of wearing a tuxedo if she wants, and no one will really utter any complaints about that these days. And there are plenty of other examples like that. Using the shenis, for example. Gives her the convenience that men have enjoyed forever. But it doesn't turn her into a man, you see?

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Originally Posted by Snoodle

I don't think it has anything to do with feminism or behavior. I think everyone is overthinking the issue.

IMO, it's not about politics or empowerment, it's about thinking cocks are awesome and fun. Simple as that.

"That looks like fun. I wanna try it!"

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:) I hear you. Yeah, I do tend to do that a lot, I know. Just call me Spock. If I could, I'd mindmeld with everybody!:thumbup

When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
Or the Wizzard of Oz -- there's a dirty old man!
--Professor Tom Lehrer

Okay, this article only tangentally touches the theme of this thread, but I thought it was so hilarious (and downright sexy) that it needed to be shared.

It goes to show that anything can be sexualized.
Even something as outwardly sterile as a game of golf.:bananad:

http://www.badgolfer.com/departments...terms-1066.htm

http://www.tribemagazine.com/board/g...penis-day.html
I love reading forums like this one. The anonymity gives people the chance to really go hog wild.
One thing that I noticed gets repeated a lot is how many chicks say that they would use it slap somebody.

:confused:

I've never done this. Has any guy done this? Where the heck does this desire spring from?

I've wondered, too, why there are hardly any pussy for a day discussions anywhere. One girl asked this on one forum, and a guy responded with something like, "Well, I'd go shopping for shoes all day, and then come home and do the laundry."

Wiseguy.

There is always one in every crowd, right? Just like the chop-it-off bitch who came and ended any further discussion at the forum in the link above.

In my opinion there are a few reasons a girl would want a dick, for one, she is partly straight but mostly gay so she likes dicks but would rather have sex with a girl, so she wants her own dick to use for this purpose, which is probably one of the main reasons men have sex change operations. They could also just like dicks like snoodle said but don't wanna have a guy around all the time cause we can be obnoxious at times haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-kUmENPzN4

http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/93.gifRiiiiiight.

(A little too "Dr. Evil" for me, I'm afraid.):p