Most of the ladies out there give up gracefully on this angle.
It
is an easier matter for the gents.
Though I still have to laugh at how they phrase it. Typically,
"I don't have penis envy, except when I need to go, and
there's no facilities around."

That's like a smoker saying, "I can quit anytime I want.
I already have. Nine times!"
I was amazed to learn just how many companies out there
make products specifically for this issue. They have punny
names like "Go-Girl" and "Shenis."
http://ladypeelikegents.blogspot.com...emale-pee.html
Hell, I've enjoyed playing "sink the cigarette butt in the toilet"
lots of times. Why shouldn't she?
I've noticed that, tastefully, none of these gadgets actually
resemble a male organ. You'd think somebody would make
one for chicks who actually have a wicked sense of humor.