Yeah, right. Knowing my luck, it'd be just like the rest of me: small. I'm already nervous enough in romantic situations...last thing I need is a dangly part that won't get big because of anxiety to add to it. XD
Don't worry, I'd tie it up nice and tight to make sure it couldn't get soft.
Protip: "I'll show you my dick!" isn't a conversation starter on the internet any more than it is in real life.