Quote Originally Posted by Snoodle View Post
Yeah, five times the size is about right. Be hard to walk with it, I'd wager..

Teehee. Pun.
Five times the size of an average penis would give you a thirty inch penis. I'd imagine it would get embarrassing when your erection exposes itself between your cleavage. And then you might need a ball strap to hold onto your giant testicles, for support, but that's a different story.

Oh, and if you with your giant-five-times-the-size-of-normal-testicles gets busted and your nuts swell up and can't fit into your ball harness...as if they were big before, now busted and swollen! Huge!