Anyone want to find out what their penis is worth? 'Sell Your Penis - Free Penis Appraisals' is online. Answer 10 questions regarding the performance, condition and appearance of your cock and they will evaluate it for you. Mine was worth $3887 and I would jump at that if I could find a buyer. The money would pay off some of my credit card debt and I know of a couple of girls who could remove it for me. Joanne would enjoy it I'm sure, I know her type. In the future there may be a market when it becomes legal.