Between the number of sales they can expect, and the chunk of the money they lose to the middleman... go figure.
[shrugs]
I guess it's all in the imagination.
Good to see you back.
They'd make a lot more money if they'd just go whole hog and wear an ice pack for a day afterward. Wussing out will only kill their sales faster. If you're gonna get your balls busted, really bust 'em!
Protip: "I'll show you my dick!" isn't a conversation starter on the internet any more than it is in real life.