I totally get that! Different strokes for different folks, obviously – I've had a few people elsewhere complain about Dragon Slaying because P'oiu is TOO indestructible, and there's no danger of him actually losing his balls – but I definitely feel ya. For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure that Raj (rat) and Ed (elephant) will both get their nuts back pretty shortly, though I haven't tread too far into the details yet. They had to get that magical mystical amulet FROM somewhere, after all.

Also, fanfic is 110% welcome! Seriously, anyone is welcome to write literally anything with my characters at any time, from now until eternity. I'm a big advocate for CC0, and I find it totally fascinating to see other people write stories based on my random made-up ideas. OBMJ, your fic about Gracie is still one of my favorites :) So write away, I'd love to see what you come up with!