Quote Originally Posted by kujoeb View Post
I while back I posted ..Cock cooking via Heater..Well tonite..I took it to the next level...One time penis..Heat oven 110 deg..warp penis in cooking foil..insert penis in oven..Must be absolutely drunk..for best result..currently I left penis for 1 minutes...burned bubbles on penis...I wish I had Mistress Elise here..probably will cooking for 5 minutes if she was here
Ouch!!!!! Sounds scary as hell to me...no wanking till its healed, or, infected cock and amputation lol!!!!!!!
Lol seriously though ( and this is for anyone reading this ) dont do anything with your member when drunk, not only can it lead to difficult questions at A&E and possible consequental visit to a mental care ward, it might end up with removal of your pleasure stick!!!! I never,ever want to actually loose my genitials, its the only thing that gets me through life, its purelly just a thrill of total control at the hands of a sexual female animal that does it for me! Probably why pics of mens genitials without females present never gets me horny....mind you thats just me, and thats probably why my little cock will never be shown on the net, no woman wants to play with it! I am deppressing myself now so i will be off in search of porn material with woman torturing others cocks instead lol!!!!