Ohhh, mmmm... Banding usually isn't my thing, but that's hot as hell. One of my usual fantasies is to have a girl in big ol' Dr. Marten boots stomp my balls into mush, right in the middle of the mall. But you, darling, just gave me something brand new to daydream about at work.
Hm...that's a good one, too. I can just imagine this poor, helpless little shemale cumming everywhere right as her balls explode in plain view of everyone!
Protip: "I'll show you my dick!" isn't a conversation starter on the internet any more than it is in real life.