One From the Vaults, you've given me an idea. Ballbusting tournament between shemales! Each round is won by destroying the other shemale's testicles. The rounds would probably get shorter as the winner's progress, due to the sustained damage on their testicles. I'd imagine the winner of the tournament would either:

Get to keep their nuts
Have their nuts destroyed by Snoodle

Either way sounds like a victory. Oh yeah, prize money, too. And a trip to the beach.