Mistress,

I have found and memorized every one of Your posts. I hope that You are pleased. Thank You for the honor and the privilege of this assignment.

most humbly,

lowly worm

Quote Originally Posted by Razor Witch View Post
For God's sake worm, DO pay attention! There are already three threads on this site where you can follow me - even a man should be able to find those WHEN THEY'VE GOT MY NAME CLEARLY DISPLAYED IN THEM. Your task, you pathetic piece of filth, is to find every one of my posts and commit it to memory. Perhaps then you will be worthy of my notice. Right now you're just an irritating worm who I doubt I could even be bothered to kick; although if you try my patience much more I may just start to think you're someone who's balls I'd like to nail to a board and then suspend you from my ceiling by it...