********** (fantasies, stories, pics, methods, etc.)

[johnny_cockNballs]

I think its fake story, really. But English is not my native... so... maybe its real story.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3D42%26um%3D1

[One from the Vaults]

Reads as satire.

[Dreihundert]

GlossyNews is a satire site.

There's a link at the bottom named: "Submit your satire story here"

[Jenny69]

Sounds fake to me, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. Men are famous for their smart choices.

here are some examples:

Religious reason.
http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/s..._stop_sinning/

to show he is loyal

http://www.progressiveu.org/114446-m...e-hes-faithful

and more... girlfriend left him, so he cut his own cock. Spouse cheat on him so he sliced his own cock, and the list goes on.

Jenny

[hotloverboy001]

I found this illustration on a dirty joke site. It's from the old gag about the widow who removes her late husband's dick and has it cooked to perfection, because after all those years of "eating it" his way, she finally wants to try it her way.

cute cartoon

[strammerjunge]

i love cartoon pics of **********

Does someone have the whole story and can post it here? or at last provide a link whenre to download those sooooooooo COOL pics?


thanks in advance!

[strammerjunge]

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[Lizzycat]

Sounds fake to me, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. Men are famous for their smart choices.

here are some examples:

Religious reason.
http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/s..._stop_sinning/

to show he is loyal

http://www.progressiveu.org/114446-m...e-hes-faithful

and more... girlfriend left him, so he cut his own cock. Spouse cheat on him so he sliced his own cock, and the list goes on.

Jenny

I wouldn't want him to cut it off and give it to me. What good is it, then? I can't use it for anything.

[xxx333]

How 'bout s'more?
J

great pics

[xxx333]

And more (say "when")...

J

great stuff, please add more pics

[xxx333]

Ahh there inq, slow it down mate. You might go blind that way!! A "wafty crank" indeed!!!

(Believe me, I used to crank it quite often to these!)
Here's more for your pleasure...
J

these girls look really innocent - seems like they have a lot of fun

[sicko666]

Castratrix's pet is firm for desire of neutering by the better sex ~ Woman!

But a surgery ********** is turn off to me, like a tooth pulled out. Scared. (I'm pussy guy maybe ) I think it is more fantasy in mind to be ********* by woman, but a great fantasy to play with your gal.

Actually, I understand that desire of seeing the female as ALL powerfull. That is my realm of Femdom, to see female/feminine as ALL powerfull. That is reason of my fetish in BB and ********** fetish. That desire to be defeated by feminine nature and emasculated...

So, I confess it.

But... actually... penectomy is not my feature. It is fun to fetish about that, but I wish to keep my private friend (only share it with my Lady).

I like BB more, we do it together my Lady.

Castratrix's pet, you know, my Lady is nurse. Perhaps... I will get her do you fantasy of lab coat ware and sleeve of nurse/surgeon foto.

I try it -- ask her.

Same here,surgery is so cold,clinical,passionless.Lol and too real,if its too real it makes my little play friend hide in fear Not Excitement!
Its a total power thing and she has to enjoy it, after all its Her fun doing it!!
Fantastic share, i LOVE the video and only wish i had such a Goddess threatening my little friend...Your so lucky!!! Please share ANY fun you have in the future!!!!!

Lol ps BB is fun too,feel free to share that also!

[felineovoire]

Hello everyone, Great site I'm new at this forum thing.

[Chilly]

I wouldn't want him to cut it off and give it to me. What good is it, then? I can't use it for anything.

Many years back, Spencer's used to sell a book called "Dozens of Uses for a Dead Dick," which was written by a Lorena Bobbit-inspired feminist who felt that when Lorena threw it out of the car, it was "such a waste."
Apparently, it sold well and had sequels, but it is damn difficult to locate a copy online today. Else I would have included a link to it.

[Chilly]

i love cartoon pics of **********

Does someone have the whole story and can post it here? or at last provide a link whenre to download those sooooooooo COOL pics?


thanks in advance!

If you are referring to the pic in my post above, the url of the site is in the upper right corner. But, as you'll find if you do visit the actual page where that joke is posted, there is not much more text to it than you'll get in my short synopsis of it, so it is not all that erotic. This joke is an old one, meant to capitalize on the suspicion that a lot of men have that certain women would happily do this given the right circumstances. In this case, all he has to do is be dead.
While the text of the joke is only going so far as to explain that the woman is only satisfying a lifelong curiosity, the artist of this cartoon has added something that is not stated in the joke. Her fantasy that he's there to helplessly watch.