Quote Originally Posted by Lizzycat View Post
I wouldn't want him to cut it off and give it to me. What good is it, then? I can't use it for anything.
Many years back, Spencer's used to sell a book called "Dozens of Uses for a Dead Dick," which was written by a Lorena Bobbit-inspired feminist who felt that when Lorena threw it out of the car, it was "such a waste."
Apparently, it sold well and had sequels, but it is damn difficult to locate a copy online today. Else I would have included a link to it.