Penis Envy as a Kink

[Chilly]

I came across a forum in my pervy travels on the web, where this subject was being discussed. One chick said that even when a female "admits" it to a male, she's really only doing that because she knows it turns him on.
I thought that was an interesting notion, one worth of exploring.
I think the fantasy of a woman "hijacking" manhood for herself is a form of femdom.
And I think it can be erotic for folks of either gender.

We are all familiar with the various definitions of the term. Allow me to shoot down the ones that this thread is NOT about.

A. Normal women ("Why the hell would I want one of those things?") You shouldn't. That's what makes you normal, and not what this topic is about.

B. Male penis envy (Ed envies Joe's dick size.)
So what? Who cares? Boring!

C. Feminist redefinition ("We envy the power and money it represents, dumbass.")
Sexiness=0 Why not call it Power and Money Envy? Dumbass.

D. FTM transgender (Jane has always felt she was born the wrong sex.) Not to sound unfeeling, but this is a problem for the professionals to handle, not me. I'm a perv, not a doctor.

E. Real female neurotic (A scary chick that I admit I'd love to read about on PEP Web, if only those jokers wouldn't charge such ridiculous fees for the priv). Again, best handled by the pros. Trust me, real world psychos are no fun to be around at all.

So what is this thread about?

A. "Dick for a Day" (What a chick would do with one, if she had one.)

B. Penis Play (Strapons, or anything that is even remotely phallic, being used by a female in order to imitate a male). Can this be hot for her? For him? Both?

C. Futanari (anime-style "dick-girls") What is the fascination with them?

D. Freudian Fun (toons, jokes, pics, videos) Whatever you can find on the net on the topic.

[Snoodle]

I want a dick because they're fucking hot. A big pair of nuts is just about the hottest thing ever.

I can't really explain my reasoning for wanting one of my own. I will say that it's easier to smash external genitalia to a pulp, though.

[Chilly]

I want a dick because they're fucking hot. A big pair of nuts is just about the hottest thing ever.

I can't really explain my reasoning for wanting one of my own. I will say that it's easier to smash external genitalia to a pulp, though.

Can't argue with the smashing part. Most of the male visitors here apparently go for that use.
But wouldn't just plain ol' everyday curiosity be a good enough reason to take it for a spin 'round the block?

[johnny_cockNballs]

Is this condition of Penis Envy? She is happy and take it home.

[Chilly]

Is this condition of Penis Envy? She is happy and take it home.

Imagine how much blood it would take to get that sucker up! By the time it was fully erect, you'd become it's appendage!

About 20-odd years ago, there was a toy sold here in the States, called Water Weenie. This was, apparently, a thick-skinned balloon (weenie-shaped, of course) that you would fill with a garden hose. This thing would hold the water pressurized until you pointed it at your friend and shoot.
I recall the ads on TV showing a bunch of little kids playing with these things. Including a little girl, holding hers at groin-level! I wondered at the time how this got by the censors? Heck, forget the censors, wasn't there any adult among the film crew observant enough to go over to her and say "Jill, stop that! That's not nice! Hold it higher, like we told you!"
But I imagine that they all thought that was funny. And why risk alienating the part of the market out there that would buy it just to use it in that way?

[Chilly]

There are quite a few "dick for a day" type videos on YouTube made by females who offer up their itinerary for that day that one magically appears on her.
Some of their ideas are pretty predictable. Some are surprising.
This one, however, is a little different from the others.
You'll see what I mean about 2 1/2 minutes into it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6My3...eature=channel

[Chilly]

http://www.pvv.org/~ulflunde/petpen.html

But it sure would've been interesting if it continued!

[Jenny69]

I want a dick because they're fucking hot. A big pair of nuts is just about the hottest thing ever.

I can't really explain my reasoning for wanting one of my own. I will say that it's easier to smash external genitalia to a pulp, though.

You are soo right Snoodle, that is the best about external genitalia, lots of fun

Jenny

[Chilly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ztlZnR3eX8

At first, I though this was gonna be another sarcastic dig at the embattled Freudians out there. But there's a sweetness and a
sincerety in this girl's song, that just made me melt.
Cute and talented!

[Chilly]

Most of the ladies out there give up gracefully on this angle.
It is an easier matter for the gents.
Though I still have to laugh at how they phrase it. Typically,
"I don't have penis envy, except when I need to go, and
there's no facilities around."
That's like a smoker saying, "I can quit anytime I want.
I already have. Nine times!"

I was amazed to learn just how many companies out there
make products specifically for this issue. They have punny
names like "Go-Girl" and "Shenis."
http://ladypeelikegents.blogspot.com...emale-pee.html

Hell, I've enjoyed playing "sink the cigarette butt in the toilet"
lots of times. Why shouldn't she?
I've noticed that, tastefully, none of these gadgets actually
resemble a male organ. You'd think somebody would make
one for chicks who actually have a wicked sense of humor.

[johnny_cockNballs]

Most of the ladies out there give up gracefully on this angle.
It is an easier matter for the gents.
Though I still have to laugh at how they phrase it. Typically,
"I don't have penis envy, except when I need to go, and
there's no facilities around."
That's like a smoker saying, "I can quit anytime I want.
I already have. Nine times!"

I was amazed to learn just how many companies out there
make products specifically for this issue. They have punny
names like "Go-Girl" and "Shenis."
http://ladypeelikegents.blogspot.com...emale-pee.html

Hell, I've enjoyed playing "sink the cigarette butt in the toilet"
lots of times. Why shouldn't she?
I've noticed that, tastefully, none of these gadgets actually
resemble a male organ. You'd think somebody would make
one for chicks who actually have a wicked sense of humor.

Surprize me!

Actually, penis envy in mind to woman I don’t understand. I think it is Western mind, philosophy.

I see link you posted, but that was interesting to me ~ really. I ask my lady to see it too (actually, she is better with English than me, she use it more in job). My lady was a shocked too! She say, “This type woman want to be a man? She doesn’t want to be a woman?”

Why does Western people / female want to behave like a male?

Why is that?

[Snoodle]

Surprize me!

Actually, penis envy in mind to woman I don’t understand. I think it is Western mind, philosophy.

I see link you posted, but that was interesting to me ~ really. I ask my lady to see it too (actually, she is better with English than me, she use it more in job). My lady was a shocked too! She say, “This type woman want to be a man? She doesn’t want to be a woman?”

Why does Western people / female want to behave like a male?

Why is that?

What's not to like about a big, floppy cock?

[Chilly]

Surprize me!

Actually, penis envy in mind to woman I don’t understand. I think it is Western mind, philosophy.

Wasn't it Japan that gave futanari to the world?

I see link you posted, but that was interesting to me ~ really. I ask my lady to see it too (actually, she is better with English than me, she use it more in job). My lady was a shocked too! She say, “This type woman want to be a man? She doesn’t want to be a woman?”

http://www.pointsincase.com/articles...envy_study.htm
This article, written by a young woman who goes to a well-known university, explains it all pretty nicely.

What's not to like about a big, floppy cock?

When used for peeing, that's what it is -- floppy.
I'm surprised that a lot of guys tend to forget this, too. Sometimes we need to take a leak so bad -- but we are also aroused, and that tends to stop up the plumbing for a while.
I read somewhere on the net that some company made these fake dicks that could store a urine sample. These were being sold to guys who expected to be urine-tested when applying for a job, and their own urine would give away the fact that they were druggies. So they would fill this thing up with someone else's "clean" urine, and stick it in their pants.
When the doctor would give them the specimen bottle and say, "Here, fill this up," they'd whip out the fake one.
Thing is, the fake one looked like a freakin' hardon!
And this was supposed to fool a doctor?

The woman who invented the Shenis, made her gadget look like a ten-inch gold dildo (but she stresses this is a female urination device, not a sex toy). She claims she made it that way to give men "shenis envy."
If you check out her website, you'll notice that you can buy optional "balls" for it, too!

[tupapijuan]

The fake penis you are referring to is called the Wizzinator. It is very life like and can fool many drug testing lab techs unless they are properly trained. The even sell "clean" frozen urine. It comes with a heating element that will bring the urine sample to about 98 degrees. fficeffice" />>>

Women are fascinated on how real it looks, but I think they have been outlawed in the states since they only have one purpose (in theory) and that is to circumvent the law.>>

[Chilly]

The counterpart of a dick-girl would have to be a cunt-boy, wouldn't it?

They don't seem to be as common on the net, but you can find them.

Here is a page that shows (in nine easy steps) how a male, too short on cash or nerve to get an operation, can give himself a fake pussy with just a little tape and some crazy glue.

http://www.naointendo.com.br/?m=20090421