Haruka-chan is a typical teenaged Japanese schoolgirl
in every way but one. Whenever she's near the boy
that she has a crush on, she keeps getting these
embarassing ERECTIONS...
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Bra Girl Manga Online
Haruka-chan is a typical teenaged Japanese schoolgirl
in every way but one. Whenever she's near the boy
that she has a crush on, she keeps getting these
embarassing ERECTIONS...
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/bra_girl/
Girls are a lot less inhibited when it comes to sexuality and sensuality.Originally Posted by horakhty451
I was amazed to find out how many openly admit to having lesbian sex once or a couple of times -- even though she considers herself completely straight! A straight guy, OTOH, is just not into finding out what gay sex might be like. It may be because being labelled "gay" by his peers would bring about unpleasant consequences, but you can't rule out the idea that he is just not hardwired to enjoy doingit with another fella.
I've read stuff online written by lesbians who fantasize about having a real dick to fuck their girlfriends with.Doesn't this fly in the face of what the word "lesbian" means?
But you can't have internet access and avoid learning that there are all kinds of people in the world. With every imaginable kink. And then some.
And, as you pointed out, it is possible for a person to have varying degrees of gayness AND straightness within him/her. A lot of folks just defy being pigeonholed into any specific category.
But you raise a point that has been buzzing around in the back of my head since I started this thread. A lot of females are dying with curiosity to be able to know firsthand what a guy feels with his equipment. But supposing medical science could make it possible, would overcoming the biological barriers to it be enough?
Let's take this scenario. A straight woman has a successful addadicktome. Fully functional. She can theoretically use it in every way that a man can. Here's the rub. Her new thing is hooked up to a female brain. What sexually arouses a straight female brain? It's not gonna be the sight of a hot babe (which does it for most of us guys). She's gonna be aroused by whatever aroused her before the surgery. So if she's poppin' boners for hunks, then she can't very well use it to screw a chick, right? And she won't be able to use it with straight guys, either. Gay guys might be turned off by the sight of a penis on an otherwise very feminine bod. And I imagine lesbians would be turned off for the very same reason.
Our heroine may not be able to experience male-type intercourse with anybody because despite having the equipment...she's still a woman!
Here's another consideration: Guys need to go through a period of adolescence to gain familiarity and mastery over their junk. This is something that our post-op heroine will not have gone through.
What would happen when you turn the wheel of the car over to somebody who's never had driver's ed?
And I'm sure there would be other complications that I've not even touched upon that would make this fantasy unworkable in the real world.
More Dick for a Day Discussions
Here are two more forums where you can read more chick chatter about shanghaing the schlong.
The poll results at the top of this one shows the adventerous respondents having a commanding lead over the stodgy ones.
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/s...d.php?t=249692
This one here goes on for several pages, and the ladies here are not shy at all about what they think. I found it to be very educational, myself.
http://www.menewsha.com/forum/commun...enis-envy.html
That was also where I found a link to a cute animated video about a guy who wakes up female one morning. Hilarity ensues. I'm reposting that link here, so you don't miss it.
http://www.aniboom.com/animation-vid...256/Geraldine/
Is this condition of penis envy?
This photo is from art exhibit of hanging ********* penis. I never bookmark the site, so I can't find it. But it is called "Hung Out To Dry." The artist is a woman -- with a penis envy?
I tried to look up some info on this. Apparently, this is decade-old news. Some woman created this artwork (and the other end of the clothesline is supposedly done up into a noose) and hung it in a public library as a protest against ****. An enraged man tore it down because he said pornography didn't belong in a library where small children were very likely to see it.Is this condition of penis envy?
This photo is from art exhibit of hanging ********* penis. I never bookmark the site, so I can't find it. But it is called "Hung Out To Dry." The artist is a woman -- with a penis envy?
She sued him.
I don't know how the suit was decided.
Important to note: the library's director (a woman) had forbidden her employees to hang an American flag in the entrance to the library on the grounds that it could be seen as offensive. But she defended the decision to allow this art on the grounds of freedom of speech.
Personally, I see it as decorative. Pretty colors, and all. Appropriate for an art museum...but not in a public library. If a man can be arrested for showing his own winkie to a kid in public, it sure demonstrates the hypocrisy of our law that these two women (who excercised the same bad judgment) weren't hauled off to jail, too.
Having met girls who openly admitted having penis envy to me, and others who I suspect had it as well but would rather die than admit it because that would make her feel like a traitor to her own gender, I've come to the conclusion that penis envy and penis abhorrence can be opposite ends of the same damn baton. And some female kinksters can twirl that baton like experts.
But is this the problem of radical feminists? Maybe. Maybe not.
Having read a lot of their stuff online, I can safely say that their minds have been incurably poisoned by misandry. Why else do they attack maleness in general, rather than the specific individuals who are guilty of the crime they are protesting? Killing two birds with one stone, I think. As long as you are "********** the ******," why not also offend the "priviliged gender" at the same time?
I will pretend to understand all that Chilly put in here. (I study English for 28 months, so can't know it all now.) I ask Haruna to read post because she is better with English than of me. I try a translation software on Chilly post, but many this software give poor results.
But concept of a "Penis Envy" is not get/got by me. Like English say "Over my head." Why? Because, that is a woman to take male affectation (ha ha, study that word, 1st time use it) so why a female want to behave like a male. Feminine nature has a lot of power. I think women here know this, so reject "feminism" of Western countries.
IMHO
For a language you've only studied for a little over two years, you have a wonderful grasp of it. I am impressed.I will pretend to understand all that Chilly put in here. (I study English for 28 months, so can't know it all now.) I ask Haruna to read post because she is better with English than of me. I try a translation software on Chilly post, but many this software give poor results.
But concept of a "Penis Envy" is not get/got by me. Like English say "Over my head." Why? Because, that is a woman to take male affectation (ha ha, study that word, 1st time use it) so why a female want to behave like a male. Feminine nature has a lot of power. I think women here know this, so reject "feminism" of Western countries.
IMHO
I wouldn't be surprised if yin and yang is taught in Japanese schools. It would be nice if it was taught in the rest of the world, too. I think it would go a long way in ironing out a lot of the animosity between the genders in the west.
I remember you said you were not a big anime fan, but I have been one nearly all of my life, and have followed its evolution for several decades, now (since Tetsuan Atomu, also known as Astro Boy). I believe that entertainment is a reflection of the society it comes from, and early anime does show that males were most often the heroes, while females played a supportive role. Atomu's little sister, Uran-chan, was admittedly every bit as strong as her brother, but was always being told how unfeminine it was for her to fight. She also was portrayed as less able to tell right from wrong. In Maha Go Go Go (Speed Racer), again, the males are the heroes, and the females are just support.
Women's roles became much more powerful in Uchu Senkan Yamato (Star Blazers), but they were still kept in the minority. Most of the main characters were still men.
It wasn't until Sailor Moon that we in the west saw that anime had changed enough to allow girls to be the defenders of justice. And they did it without losing their femininity. And the few males in the story were in the traditionally feminine roles of support!
Since then, there has been a lot more balance in anime. And I find it more exciting and interesting to watch now more than ever.
These pictures I found on a Chinese website. I can't use Google Translate on the text, because it is embedded in the pictures. But they plainly show what Freud was going on about, when it comes to penis envy in girls, ********** anxiety in boys, and inequality.
Beach Bunnies
Here we see 4 friends frolicking around on a nude
beach on the Black Sea coast.
These ladies believe in being upfront with their
differences. Even if one indeed has a bigger beef
than the others, they can all still be friends, and
that's what counts. But while they discuss the
penetrating issues of the day, it might be wise to
keep a wary eye open for sharks...
(Seriously, now. Whoever shopped this has a sense
of humor, all right. But it does spoil what could have
been a lovely view.)
I Lol'd so much I puked!
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/3EF...E001700D8E8D8/
http://toywithme.com/articles/if-i-h...nis-for-a-day/
I think the reason you don't see too many pussy for a day discussions is because what works one way simply doesn't work the other way.
Males are steady-state in their functioning all throughout their lives. If you take a 24 hour snapshot out of any point in his life, you'll find him using his equipment in the same way as he always does. He's either cumming... or going. That's it.
Females? Different story.
And because it is a wa-a-a-a-ay different story, 24 hours with her equipment could never be a fair exchange. He might be able to learn to how get himself off in the feminine way in that time, but that would be it.
24 hours would not be enough time to experience menstruation. Or pregnancy. Or giving birth. Or nursing. And males are curious about all of that. If you've got the parts, it's only natural to want the whole nine yards out of them, while you do.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/herschell/3629745331/
Anyhoo, I found a story about a lesbian who gets an addadicktome among the stories on the Eunuch Archive.
Why would such a tale be published there, of all places?
Well, the donor had to get a lopitoffame, first, didn't he?
http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/L/ea_20525a_lesbia.htm
The actual details of the operation in this story are rather laughably naïve, but it is, after all, an erotic fantasy, not a medical how-to.
In this century, there have been a handful of movies made under the title Envy. But here I'm referring to an obscure film made in 2002.
Two female friends, just passing through a desert town, decide to get drunk at the local bar. The bartender tries to **** Stacy (the passive one) but the situation is prevented by Lydia (the tough chick).
Leaving the bar, Stacy starts talking about how great it must be to have a dick, when nature calls. Looking for a bush to relieve herself behind, she meets the Penis Fairy of the West, who taps her head with a magic wand.
Back at their motel room, Stacy tells Lydia that she now has a ten-inch dick that appears and disappears.
Instead of sleeping that night, Stacy decides to jerk herself off -- making Lydia quite jealous. So Stacy suggests that they go back out into the desert in order to find the Penis Fairy again, so that Lydia can get one, too.
Next morning, Stacy discovers some side effects, namely arm tattoos, a mustache, and a swaggering personality.
Later, they do encounter the Penis Fairy once more, but said fairy is a might reluctant to grant Lydia her wish, saying that Lydia is a dick already, character-wise, and giving her an actual one would only be a recipe for disaster. But both women insist, so the fairy agrees.
What happens next, I won't say, so as not to spoil it for anyone who might want to check out this flick for themselves.
You never see these alleged organs at any time during the film. Rather, when mustaches appear on their faces, that signals to the audience that their trouser-snakes have also appeared. The script was written by a woman (who gave herself a small part in the film as the Bible-thumping motel manager), and, frankly, it shows. But while the movie might have benefitted from a little male collaboration here and there in the writing department, as it is, the final result is a purely female take on the subject -- and I always find that fascinating. Even if I am a little offended by the notion that just having one necessarily makes you one.
Whereas Envy is a raunchy flick, filled with foul language and scenes of people going through the motions of f*cking (without any naughty bits actually being visible), the movie I'm going to discuss here now is one that could have been an ABC After School Special. There's absolutely nothing objectionable in it, and I've found out online that it actually has been broadcast on TV.
Milly is a teenage girl who is having a particularly bad day. Within the first 15 minutes, it gets rubbed in her face several times that boys seemingly "have it made" in this life. So much so, that she's ready to jump ship when it comes to her own gender.
The opportunity presents itself when she learns about some native american hocus pocus that can grant you your fondest wish. Figuring what the heck, she gives it a try. Next morning, she wakes up with a little anatomical surprise.
But instead of jumping for joy, she is actually dismayed. She really wasn't expecting it to work. And this has thrown an unexpected monkey wrench into her life.
Her mom is just as shocked as she is, but her dad could not be happier. Seems he always wanted a son. Now he goes hog wild with father/son stuff, like teaching Milly how to put up her dukes when threatened by bullies. Which is one of many things Milly has to learn with her new role in life.
Dressing like a guy and enrolling in a new school under the name "Willy" to avoid being classified as a weirdo by the kids who know her, she soon learns that there's a lot more to being male than just looking the part. And while guys have their whole lifetimes to get used to it, this is all new and overwhelming to Willy.
It is a Disney-like comedy that was made in the 80's, with a sweet little message at the end about accepting who you are and understanding others more. I saw it a long time ago on VHS, but as far as I know, there's never been a DVD release. As you can see by the pics below, this movie went by three different titles, so you might have to search all of them if you want to find it.
Well, that's an idea.
But how does she explain it at the beach, or at poolside?
Something like this is bound to attract stares and questions.
Misc. Jokes, Toons, 'n Stuff
These gags are all pretty old, but they are more or less on topic.
Dennis the Menace caught his mother stepping out of the shower. She quickly covered herself with a towel, but he continued to look at her with bulging eyes.
"Jeepers, Mom! What happened to you?"
Thinking quickly, she said, "That's where your father got me with his axe, for bursting into rooms without knocking first!"
Dennis grinned. "Right in the ol' twat, huh, Mom?"
I'll bet a lot of you never even heard of Dennis the Menace.
An old man sees a little girl crying on a park bench. He waddles over and asks her what's the matter.
She says, "I want one of those things like my brother's got, that sticks out, lays down, and sticks out again!"
He sits down beside her, patting her knee.
"Me, too," he says, and also begins crying.
Obviously, pre-Viagra era.
Girl and boy are being bathed together by their mother. Girl points to her brother's penis and says, "Mommy, I want one, too!"
Mother says, "If you're a good little girl, you'll get one later."
Dad pokes his head into the bathroom at that moment and says, "And if you're a bad girl, you'll get lots of them!"
Variation on that "Look what I got. Don't you wish you had one, too?" "Well, my mommy told me that with what I got, I can get as many of those as I want." type of joke.
Woman takes her little girl to the zoo. They stop to look at a male elephant.
"What's that?" asks the girl, pointing.
"That's his trunk," answers her mother.
"No, not that -- that!"
"Oh, you mean his tail?"
"No, that thing right there!"
"Oh, that! That's nothing."
Male bystander, overhearing, tells the woman, "Hard to please, ain't ya?"
Here's a site that shows you what kind of fun you can have with male genitalia...provided that you are a cartoon character, that is.
http://www.penis-pretzel.com/
I don't know who stole this idea from whom, but it is clearly two different artists telling the same exact gag:
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