Rebecca, not sure if you've seen this: http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/c..._penis2/9.htmlOriginally Posted by Rebecca
I also found this: A man peacefully relieving himself was shocked to find his most intimate part the subject of an ophidian assault, when a serpent either unexpectedly took fright at his dangling member, or else spied a tasty morsel.
The man (51) went to relieve himself on the toilet of his Taiwan home. After he had sat down, he suddenly felt a sharp pain, as though he had been cut with a blade.
Shocked by the intense pain, he stood up instinctively, and looking down was shocked to see a large snake hanging off his penis, its fangs sunk firmly home. Its persistence possibly suggests it had indeed mistaken his member for a small rodent, as otherwise it might be expected to flee immediately…
He soon went to the hospital, and fortunately his injuries were light and the snake non-venomous, though doctors harbour concerns of infection: “The inside of a snake’s mouth is none too hygienic, but once we’ve confirmed there is no infection he can go home.”
What happened to the optimistic snake is not recorded.
Taiwan is a tropical place, and snakes frequently enter homes. However, the standards of hygiene are high, and toilets are typically properly plumbed, so it seems possible this interloper borrowed the toilet for use as a lair, rather than entered the domicile from it.
And this:
A man in the midst of relieving himself was shocked when a large rat suddenly leapt forth from the toilet and took a bite out of his dangling manhood.
The man, a resident of the Jianxi province of China, was crouched over a public toilet and in the process of emptying his bowels, when out of the foetid depths of the toilet flew a large and apparently irritated rat, which sank its teeth into the first thing it saw, which happened to be the man’s tenderest part.
The toilet in question was a traditional East Asian squat type, apparently plumbed by the cost efficient means of a large hole full of sewage, possibly explaining the rat’s presence.
A reporter at the scene called the exterior of the toilet “OK”, but thought the inside to be rather unhygienic.
After this shocking assault, the man sprung to his feet whilst bleeding profusely. He pulled up his trousers and headed to the hospital in an unusual display of medical common sense.
The doctor quickly identified the rat’s tooth-marks on the man’s member, and the man soon found the cure as problematic as the malady: his penis was washed in hydrogen peroxide solution as a disinfectant, and he was recommended to take shots against rabies…
The rat apparently made good its escape.
These were at a site called "crunchyroll" LMAO!
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