You could just use an elastrator to ******** a male. Its easy to use, there is no blood at all and you "must not have balls" to do this!
What do you think about this method?
Its so easy, give a guy some knock-out drops, place the elastrator band around his balls and leave!
My favorite method! I wouldn't leave, though. I'd wanna watch, and maaaaaybe give him a little suck before he's fixed.
Protip: "I'll show you my dick!" isn't a conversation starter on the internet any more than it is in real life.