The blue in blue-balls is more of a tint than a colour, hardly noticeable unless you’re looking for it.

It’s most disturbing and unpleasant, feeling like serious damage than a good pain.

I’ve only suffered with this once, a very long time ago.
My woman called in a doctor, who felt every part of my sack’s contents numerous times, and then announced she could find no problem.


I would imagine it would be 'fun' to get some serious blue balls and then have her spank them or squeeze them really good like she does sometimes when she is giving me a handjob.
I think this would help to remove the congestion, but I don’t expect you’ll enjoy it!


My wife isn't usually horny.
Unless this is an unwanted pregnancy, this seems very strange.
I’ve found women wanting to reproduce to be excessively randy, right up until the birth.

She says it takes several days for sperm to clean out, and she doesn't want to be messy for her examination.
I don’t think so! A swift vaginal douching would make doubly sure.



Solo play doesn't appeal to me.
You have to keep the plumbing working.
Use it or lose it.

Alec Anaconda