So do most of us -- it's just that sometimes, when you really need somebody's' gonads flattened, it takes a gal with claws :P
Also, Johnni: I'd say you're right Both of them need a good female to put 'em in their place, though...remind them what it's like to be curled up in the fetal position. I'd say a couple strong kicks would probably do the trick. The bigger they are, the harder they fall...
Plus, horsey's just have so much more to flatten!
Protip: "I'll show you my dick!" isn't a conversation starter on the internet any more than it is in real life.