you're right tho, there are those small circumstances you hear about...

there was a group of young indian (india indian) girls who went around a couple years ago and chopped off a lot of penises, they found one boy like 15 years old they cut off his cock because he wouldn't have sex with them, but all the other guys up to the age of 50 something had their penises lopped off while hard because they girls all ganged up on them when they hit on them and the girls had fun getting them hard and cutting off their penises when they werent expecting it. no penises were ever reattached and as far as the last i'd read, the girls hadn't been caught.

so anyone who wants a swift chop. i guess head to india and look for a bunch of girls in their early 20s looking to get you hard for no reason at all.