Is there any way to friend a person, so that their private characters are available to each other? Would that bypass the "they need to stay private" rule? Then, for instance, Snoodle could have people bust her characters while she's offline.
"Ok, let's log in and see what OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN *********."
Protip: "I'll show you my dick!" isn't a conversation starter on the internet any more than it is in real life.